Derrick Brooks posted

Last week sometime I started tracking how people are getting to derek.broox.com, which is pretty fun to watch. For some reason I get a lot of hits from people searching for "Chickety China the Chinese Chicken." And quite a few from ICP and Nextel searches.

The best ones, though, are the hits from people looking for Derrick Brooks of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It's funny because half of the American football fans that use the internet don't know how to spell his name. So they always search for "Derek Brooks" and "Buccaneers." This has been getting me hit hard because my name is, in fact, Derek Brooks. And I recently wrote an article about the Des Moines Buccaneers.

Even though we have these similarities, the main difference between Derrick Brooks of Florida and I is that... I am much bigger, faster, and a lot more rich.... but I have never been "Mic'd Up"

comments

  • Not only are you bigger, faster, stronger and have much more money. You also are whiter, taller, and get more ladies than any professional athlete in America. You may have never been "Mic'd up" but you did DJ the Cornell Luau...

    nathan posted