I Need Aids posted
So ealier this week I started having these pretty bad pains in my lower abdomen. By midweek they got really bad... Like it hurt to sit down/get up, etc. My friends and I were starting to think it was something serious with my bladder, appendix, or something. So I said that if it wasn't better by friday then I'd go to the Dr.
On friday I made an appt. When I got there they took a urine sample which all came back negative. Then the Dr had me lay down and started pushing around on my belly to find where it hurts. All of a sudden he was like, "oh wow" - which made me kinda nervous. Then he's like, "well you've got a LOT of really hard stool in here. You need to have some bowel movements and get that all out." Wtf. I just went to the dr. Because I have to poop. So I went to Target and bought all these pooping aids. I am in pain. It's dumb. I kinda want to make a short film about this experience, or maybe a documentary, or an interview with me about everything I've gone through. I am a dork. haha.
In other news, I met Ron Livingston's dad today. He looks like, talks like, and has the same mannerisms as Ron does in Office Space. It's pretty funny. Plus he told me about this film that Ron is shooting that sounds interesting.
I am watching my younger cousins for the entire week. Should be fun. Busy and hectic and crazy. But fun.
On friday I made an appt. When I got there they took a urine sample which all came back negative. Then the Dr had me lay down and started pushing around on my belly to find where it hurts. All of a sudden he was like, "oh wow" - which made me kinda nervous. Then he's like, "well you've got a LOT of really hard stool in here. You need to have some bowel movements and get that all out." Wtf. I just went to the dr. Because I have to poop. So I went to Target and bought all these pooping aids. I am in pain. It's dumb. I kinda want to make a short film about this experience, or maybe a documentary, or an interview with me about everything I've gone through. I am a dork. haha.
In other news, I met Ron Livingston's dad today. He looks like, talks like, and has the same mannerisms as Ron does in Office Space. It's pretty funny. Plus he told me about this film that Ron is shooting that sounds interesting.
I am watching my younger cousins for the entire week. Should be fun. Busy and hectic and crazy. But fun.
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Hahahaha. I'm glad it's nothing serious, but man alive - that's hilarious! =) Hope everything comes out alright.
Bre'anna posted
Omg. I did it. I think I took too many aids. Gross.
derek posted
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT POOPED!!
kevi posted
Sounds like you had a sh*tty weekend.
r00 posted
Somtimes Jayden has the same problem. You might try mixing some Karo syrup (the dark variety) (http://www.karosyrup.com) with your milk next time. That'll fix you all up so you can poop again. haha. No really, that sucks.
kevin posted
dude, why do i even read your site...seriously
nick posted
Sorry, but this is just too friggin funny.
Elmo posted
Happy Valentine's day, you little pooper.
vanwinkle posted
Dr. Greg prescribes raisins, spinach, and bananas in large amounts. You should be fine in no time!
G posted
I just had that last week, i even got a CT SCAN because i thought it was my appendix. Drink Prune juice, it works wonders. Nasty as shit, but i got rid of all my poop
energyzed posted
i ate a bag of prunes.
derek posted
He went to Target and bought prunes, mineral oil and a box of condoms. Figure that one out.
Rico posted
haha. WOW!
Note: I only bought prunes and mineral oil.
derek posted