Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen: divide by 2 add 7 posted
So today has been pretty crappy due to my lame car... but my buddy Tanner just informed me that today (June 13) is the Olsen twins' 18th birthday. Now, even though they're legally dateable and pretty hot. I don't know if I could date them. I mean, the obvious reason being they are famous and I am not. But think about dating an 18 year old when you are almost 23. There is probably a slight maturity difference.
HOWEVER, another friend of mine, Cedric, informed me of this dope rule that was passed along to him. It is the "divide by 2 add 7" rule. See, you take your age, divide it by 2 and add 7 to it. This magic number is the age of the youngest girl you should date and get away with it. So if you're 14, the youngest girl you would date is 14. Which seems pretty legit with puberty and all. And now, I'm 22, so according to the rule the youngest girl I could date is ... 18. So if Kari dumps me, and I find myself next to Mary Kate or Ashley within the next 8 weeks. I am totally in.
wooo wooooooooooooo
HOWEVER, another friend of mine, Cedric, informed me of this dope rule that was passed along to him. It is the "divide by 2 add 7" rule. See, you take your age, divide it by 2 and add 7 to it. This magic number is the age of the youngest girl you should date and get away with it. So if you're 14, the youngest girl you would date is 14. Which seems pretty legit with puberty and all. And now, I'm 22, so according to the rule the youngest girl I could date is ... 18. So if Kari dumps me, and I find myself next to Mary Kate or Ashley within the next 8 weeks. I am totally in.
wooo wooooooooooooo
comments
Oh man, I'm against the rule..fuuuuck...Oh well
Tanner posted
dude, i hope you get the hot one...err, wait
nick posted
Crap. I'm almost 24.
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stolen from bamf: www.badassmofo.com/c...KMS
The 18-year anniversary of the birth of the infamous Olsen Twins is a mere five days away. That's right, the 18th birthday of two of the hottest, richest, most delectible girls on the planet takes place in just under a week. And do you know what that means to you and I?
...absolutely fucking nothing.
Greg posted
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Greg posted
the famous birthday does mean something to every guy.. playboy..
who im sure sent them their first birthday card..
kari posted
Ahhhh, man. Ahh.
dunk posted
Wow, devirginized is actually a word.
dunk posted
The youngest person a 4 year old should date is a 9 year old. Hmmm. This rule is weird.
Ryan posted