Blog archives

A collection of all the nonsense I've posted to the internet over the past 25 years of my blog life

  • My Bathroom Theory (No. 1): Washing Your Hands posted - 11 comments

    Washing your hands after using the bathroom. I've been thinking about this quite a lot lately. This joke (with several variations) comes to mind but it goes something like: There's a kid that just gets done peeing and starts to walk out of the bathroom. A guy says, "Hey kid, didn't your mom teach you to wash your hands after you pee?" The kid then replies, "No, she taught me not to pee on my hands." I mean, how necessary is it that I wash my hands after taking a pee? I don't pee on my hands... read more

  • Twenty Three n Stuff posted - 5 comments

    Yep, Thursday I turned 23. Here's what went down... After work, a bunch of guys met me up at the cAb. Friggin Rico and Doug bought me a gigantic fishbowl drink - I paid them back by playing Christmas music and other crappy songs on the jukebox. Then I met Kari for dinner at 801 grand... read more

  • I hate Post-It Notes posted - 4 comments

    So when I was in LA, my neighbors filled my cubicle with boxes, which is sweet because I have to move soon and they'll help out. But the "queens" (as blair called them) covered my cube in Post-It notes while I was in Denver. I so don't have time for this... so behind on work. :( read more

  • Denver - Jason's Wedding posted - 7 comments

    So after driving 40 MPH for 45 minutes on the interstate and then through 1 foot deep water, I'm back from Colorado. It was a really good time which leads to quite a bit to talk about, but I'll try to sum it up... On Friday I met up with Jason and a bunch of other guys for his bachelor party. We started out with a BBQ (where I ate the best marinated/grilled tenderloin that I think I will ever eat in my life). Then we piled into the 20 person Excursion and did a bar crawl around Denver... read more

  • Eternal Apprehension posted - 5 comments

    Over the weekend, Kevi and I decided to make a short film. So we sat down and started planning this really dope skit. But the more we planned the more we realized that we didn't have the resources to make it happen. So instead we came up with another idea in about 5 minutes. It was supposed to be a lot different than it turned out... read more

  • 515 Alive posted

    So Des Moines puts on this annual festival called 515 Alive. I decided to give it a shot this year and it was surprisingly really cool. First we (Nick, Nicole, Kari, Kevi, and I) checked out the bmx / skateboarding setup... which was pretty lame. They only had 1 spine and 1 fun box... read more

  • Straight off the plane from L.A. posted - 10 comments

    And I.. am.. ready to... rock. Alright to finalize the trip... read more

  • We do this in the LBC kinda way posted - 6 comments

    Alright, so yeah. We're staying in East Hollywood with Kari's cousin, liz. Right near the Church of Scientology, hehe. So here's sort of what's been going on... Saturday Night we ordered in Thai food then went to go see Bryndon at work... read more

  • Whoa. Yeah. You have to go to.. Los Angeles posted - 10 comments

    Ok, so kari and I woke up at 4:30 AM to catch our flight to L.A. today. That sucked. So far not much has happened, we're just sort of planning what we're going to do for the rest of the week. But I've seen some dope cars... read more

  • Golf is Weird posted - 5 comments

    OK so apparently it's not the hair. I really am a Bam Margera look alike. I was golfing tonight (for the Pioneer golf league) with Rick and Nehru from work. We were joined by this guy from financial that works down town. Anyway after the first hole and the guy is like, "you know, you look like the guy from 'Viva La Bam' ... read more

  • Heritage Days posted - 3 comments

    Mount Vernon had Heritage Days this weekend. Which is one of those small town festivals with music, about 2 rides, and lots of hanging out. Usually Cornellians go back for this as a little reunion in the summer... especially the Kappa Thetas. So I went along with Kari this year... read more

  • domicile'd posted - 8 comments

    Yesterday I put an offer on this house... and they accepted. I move in at the end of September. -2,000 sqft total --1,300 sqft main level --700 finished sqft walkout basement -loft office -fenced back yard -only 5 years old -wood floors -etc Guess I have to film a new cribs episode soon. read more

  • My head is loving life posted - 8 comments

    Yesterday I came to work with huge hair because I was out of gel. Last night I was going to simply purchase some gel, but instead decided that I should cut it off. So Kari put it all into rubberbands while I worked. Then We cut off each lock of hair. This left a big mess, which I will probably donate to Locks of Love or something... read more

  • 187 on a Homie posted - 18 comments

    I came back from Cornerstone to find this bloodbath on my desk at work. It is a sad day. read more

  • Cornerstone 2004 - finished posted - 3 comments

    rule. ok, so Cornerstone is done, and I am happy. I got to see a couple more shows since my post yesterday. And now that I have all my pictures consolidated. I changed the pictures of Zach and I... read more

  • Cornerstone Thus Far posted - 2 comments

    So I'm halfway through Cornerstone. So much fun. My only complaint is that there aren't as many people here this year. It's only Zach, Amy, and I at our camp site. I wish Aaron, Jordan, Gregg, Kevi, and Kyle Pitman would have come... read more

  • I'm so Famous, I'm so sweet. posted - 8 comments

    I just got my MTV Cribs episode done. Check it out in the videos section. Now it's time to drive to cornerstone, w0000t. read more

  • Cribs, Work, Cornerstone, etc posted - 10 comments

    This weekend my cousin anthony and I filmed a "CRIBS" episode of my apartment, haha. I hope it'll be good. I'd like to get it edited tonight, but I doubt that'll happen. I think Mtv puts a lot of planning into music/video choices in CRIBS, I need to find some good songs that'll match the video.Also this weekend, Pioneer had the company picnic at Adventureland. I always forget how lame adventureland is... read more

  • WTDT - What the Damon Toal-rossi posted - 4 comments

    I love finding out that cornellians are doing cool things. Especially when they're making bio-diesel fuel. This rules, haha, Damon is making gas for his diesel vw golf. Hopefully it's not new, or else he probably voided the warranty. So yeah, apparently Damon is begging for some interview attention... read more

  • ICP sucks. posted - 15 comments

    For some reason I'm in a rowdy/ranting mood today. I really think it's funny when people give me crap for listening to the insane clown posse (icp). They get all worked up about a group I listen to? haha, wtf. It's funny because most of the people that diss them have probably heard 3 of their songs, and they were probably songs from 7 years ago... read more