Blog archives

A collection of all the nonsense I've posted to the internet over the past 25 years of my blog life

  • Pwn the sun posted - 3 comments

    A couple months ago some friends and I claimed the Sun. We were so happy when we obtained it... but we didn't know what to do with it. After breif discussion we decided that we should sell parts of it as real estate. And since there is so much surface on the Sun (6,069,871,166,000.84 square kilometers) we figured that we could sell it for an insanely low price! read more

  • Stupid Apple and their dope software posted - 5 comments

    I'm not really a big fan of macs at all, but i will say that they make some incredibly attractive products. I just downloaded the new fimware for my ipod along with itunes for windows. itunes is definitely the best download out there right now for mp3 management. It is so clean and so easy. Go download it! read more

  • First step, Monitoring posted - 4 comments

    So the first step to any serious engine modifications is to install a means of monitoring what's going on. This is simply to make sure anything you install doesn't cause you're car to die, blow up, etc and also so you can tune it to get the best performance possible. Last night I took the first step in ordering some new gauges. After days of searching I decided to go with a set of Autometer Phantom gauges. They have a good rep and cost less than $180 per gauge (like Apexi and Greddy)... read more

  • Bobble Justin and Travel Music posted - 1 comment

    Yesterday my coworkers and I went to the dollar store after lunch. We bought toys that shoot rubber suction darts. While we were there, Nick and I found the hottest deal... NSync Bobble heads for 50 cents! These are the same bobble heads that sold at Best Buy for like $15 a long time ago (the package even said best buy)... read more

  • New posted - 7 comments

    Alright so I've got a new look for the site, it defintely needed a change. Anyway, a lot of the stuff is the same. The big changes are: new design/colors, links to friends, more cars, biography, and I will have audio/videos soon. If you have a personal site and are my friend, be sure to send me a picture and a link, then I'll add you. What do you think? read more

  • St Louis Demo posted - 1 comment

    I picked up the rental van Thursday, then Kevin and I drove down to Kansas City. Once we got there, we met Oliver, Chris, and their friend Kevin. They played a bad trick on us. Chris didn't show up for a while cause he had to take a crap or something, so Kevin said that he was Chris, even though he's a pale skinned red-head, and Chris is tan with longer, brown hair. That had me so confused for a while... read more

  • Bathroom Printers posted - 1 comment

    So, I just printed something out and when I went to get it, I walked straight to the bathroom. When I got there, I was like, "wait a minute, I don't have to go to the bathroom." So then I walked back to the admin center, got the document I printed, and wrote this article. read more

  • Cubed posted - 1 comment

    So Friday was pretty exciting. We got to move cubes at work. Now I have a much cooler one, and I'm near my buddies. It's going to be a lot of fun. I took a Panoramic shot of my new cube, Click Here to see it... read more

  • Breaking down on the interstate rules posted - 9 comments

    So I'm driving home from work all speed demon, road rage style and I'm in the fast lane of "Interstate 80" doing 85 or so. I come up on this semi doing about 65, with a motor home next to it doing about 70.... the far right lane was open, so I punched the gas to the floor to dart accross 3 lanes in between a motor home and the truck behind it... As soon as I hit the gas my car jumped once (cause the turbo kicked in hard)... and then it jumped right back down, vibrated, and just wanted to coast for the rest of the day... read more

  • Pool posted - 3 comments

    So I was playing pool tonight with this girl at a bar called "Drink." and the coolest thing that ever happened to me, happened. I was stripes, and I was shooting at my 13 ball. I had it all lined up perfectly at the left side pocket. I aimed, pulled back, shot, and POP... The 13 and the cue ball both jumped... read more

  • I want a redo posted - 1 comment

    Well, this site has had the same design since January 9, 2002, so I think it might be time to redo it again. I'll probably go darker and more simple. However, I'm also doing a site for some hip/hop groups in Des Moines, you might have read about them in an earlier article. The website is softfocusart.com. read more

  • Couch Pics posted - 19 comments

    which of these do you like best (to hang above my couch)? Here are some of the responses I got so far: Alexei: 1, 2, or 4 ... those are the best Denise: 1st one (the first four are good) Harper: 2 Jeff (mv): the one with the guy grindin on the rail is pretty tight (4) Kari: 2,4,8 Kevin: 6 is my first choice... then.. 2 Marja: I like the 4th, 5th and 8th ones best... read more

  • Why wouldn't I guess: 278,564,356,980 posted

    [15:46] <nata2> Useless Trivia: China produces ---------- eggs per year. [15:46] <nata2> 1st hint: ***,***,***,*** Question score: 5 points [15:46] <nata2> 2nd hint: 278,***,***,*** 30 seconds remaining. [15:46] <nata2> 3rd hint: 278,***,***,*** 15 seconds remaining. [15:46] <scottv> 278,000.000.000 [15:47] <scottv> 278,000,000,000 [15:47] <Kevi> 278,000,000,000 [15:47] <nata2> Time's up! The answer was -> 278,564,356,980 read more

  • Talon to Eclipse body kit conversion. posted - 1 comment

    I get so many emails about this and I'm sick of rewriting it, so here is a small tutorial on how to convert your Eagle Talon to use Eclipse body kits. It's actually not too tough. Here's what you will need (parts): eclipse tail lights eclipse head lights eclipse reverse lights eclipse body kit (of course) 15 feet of 12 guage wire I think that's pretty much it, however you might have to pick up some bolts here and there. The front bumper cover is kinda tough because it requires the most customization (if you're keeping the actual bumper on, otherwise it's easy). I decided to keep my front bumper in case I get into a wreck... read more

  • Couch Wall posted - 2 comments

    My apartment is so close to being complete. The only thing I really need now is some kind of artwork to hang above my couch. The wall looks really bare. The couch is a greyish-green suede material, and my entertainment center and lamps are black. I've had a couple suggestions which were good, but I'm looking for more... read more

  • Girls are gross posted - 2 comments

    There are a few things I hate. And one of them is discussion about female hygene. Especially commercials on TV and emails like this: There is an ongoing problem of tampon applicators being flushed down the toilets. When you flush them, they end up in a pit where there are pumps to send the waste up to the main drain line. The applicator will get trapped in the pumps and damage them, unless I remove them, which is an unpleasant task and takes me away from my other duties, which costs the company money... read more

  • funny posted - 1 comment

    * mrkraus has joined #pioneer <mrkraus> whoa <mrkraus> weird * mrkraus has quit IRC (Client Quit) It's little things like this that are really really funny to me, and I don't know why. read more

  • Iowa posted - 4 comments

    Licensed read more

  • Being young and making cash rules posted - 6 comments

    The guy that led my orientation at work just asked my buddy and I, "How much more time do you guys have?" We were like, "Um, what?" He said, "this summer." So we got really confused. and then he's like, "When does school start back up?" "Ummm, we're full time, sir" read more

  • Why my job rules posted - 6 comments

    My boss just wheeled this giant box on wheels over to my cube. It was about waist high, 5 feet long and 3 feet wide with no top on it. Anyway, he told me to get in. I was like, "umm, you just want me to get in the box?" He's like, "yeah, it's ok, get in." So I got in, and he put this purple fuzzy pimp hat on me and pushed me all around the floor really fast. read more