Big Remarks

@realDonaldTrump lol. How do live with yourself?

January 6 @ 2:34 pm

I had my dog, Garth Brooks illustrated like a Garth Brooks album cover. t.co/CRlyuM8iQo

August 30 @ 10:35 am

4-year vest: complete. Feels good to be a free agent again.

September 17 @ 9:36 am

This Tesla truck looks like a pinewood derby car.

November 21 @ 11:52 pm

A couple weeks ago I went to a brunch spot that garnished their bloody marys with cold slices of pepperoni pizza and I can't stop thinking about how awesome that is... Cold pizza. Served in a restaurant. On a bloody mary.

October 10 @ 3:46 pm

My keyboard just died while closing 1 of my 6,000 Chrome tabs with cmd+W... and then I watched in dismay as my computer thought I was holding down the key combo and individually closed the rest of my tabs. ☠️

August 18 @ 9:42 am