Microblog

  • I think I drove through a haboob in Eastern Nebraska today. It was pretty intense. posted yesterday - reply

  • First time filling up my Rotopax at the gas station and a dude comes up and excitedly asks “what, are those gas cans? Are you preparing for the apocalypse or something?” posted 2 days ago - reply

  • Getting ready for a trip to Moab, and I’m charging batteries, updating firmware, and clearing memory cards for 4 different cameras. I have a problem. posted 2 days ago - 1 comment

  • I love Tesler because everything’s computer. posted 2 days ago - reply

  • My plumber talks like Ace Ventura and I don’t think he’s being ironic. Super friendly dude, who says “allllllrighty then” and everything. Eases the pain of living in a malfunctioning house. posted 3 days ago - reply

  • It’s 79° in Des Moines, Iowa on March 10. wtf. posted 5 days ago - reply

  • Running around and talking shit with college buddies in rural Minnesota… doesn’t get a whole lot better. posted 7 days ago - 1 comment

  • Man, I just wanna hang and play golf and do yoga and travel and shit posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I often think about that NOFX lyric where fat mike says, “majority rule, don’t work in mental institutions.” posted 1 week ago - reply

  • First normal work week after 3 weeks of travel and off-sites... Kind of excited for some routine and home cooked meals. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • After dry January, I drank on all but 3 days of February. … should probably try to split the difference this month. posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • Whew. Excited to be home… despite that home being in the backwards-ass state of Iowa. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Regular, in-person face time is so incredibly valuable to maintaining good relationships, culture, and morale on remote-first teams. Super glad that we got the Panther team together in beautiful Sedona this week. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • The seams keep getting misaligned between the plies of my hotel room toilet paper and it is driving me insane. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Omitting the word good from “good morning” will always be funny to me. So many people out here just walking around declaring that it’s morning… or that they’re mourning. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Driving home from dinner with my father-in-law and his buddies, I asked if there were any dive bars in Mesa. We found one. Pool tables, Marilyn Manson on the speakers, Joel Osteen on the TV, and there are escorts. posted 2 weeks ago - 3 comments

  • Just got another hole-in-one. Red, hole 13 at the Scottsdale Popstroke. Big time. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Tonight was awesome. I got to hang with my buddy, Allie, my cousin, Alexia, and see some fun bands. All bookended by 2 great 30 minute uber experiences. Phoenix is weird, but also pretty cool. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • That was some fantastic hockey. Pretty easy to cheer for Canada after our recent trip… and all those MAGA hats behind the USA bench. Great win. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • The suburban sprawl in Phoenix is unreal. Such a weird place. Weather is pretty nice right now tho. posted 3 weeks ago - 4 comments