Microblog

  • Last night, @kbroox.com and I went to a pop culture themed Halloween party as the Insane Clown Posse and won best overall costume… even after arriving an hour after voting had started, hahah. Woop woooooop. posted yesterday - reply

  • RIP Krut… My first boss and a seriously hilarious person, who had the world’s tiniest nipples… What a dude. ☹️ posted 6 days ago - reply

  • Kari and I have some pretty great people in our lives. posted 7 days ago - reply

  • TWO DECADES ago, a couple young lovers and best friends decided to get married... and it was the best decision ever. Happy 20th, @kbroox.com! More photos here: derek.broox.com/phot...edding posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Man. There is nothing like getting into your own bed after a week away. Especially when it’s freshly made and tightly tucked with clean sheets. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • The hardest and most rewarding scavenger hunt is finding diet dewskis in airports. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Just got to watch my nephew block a field goal attempt at one of his last football games. Super fun stuff. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Home for a few hours before flying out to visit my sister for the weekend… First time ever laying over in DSM, heh. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • I’ve been wanting to see the Red Wings play in Detroit for the past 30 years and finally made it happen. Many thanks to my childhood buddy, Jeff for hooking me up with tickets tonight. That was some excellent hockey. Fun watching them beat the Panthers too. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • The modern prepper is: trying to figure out the logistics of getting the fuck out of this country. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • This weekend: New Ulm, MN Next week: Detroit Next weekend: Atlanta I am both excited and exhausted. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Yesterday, a nurse asked what I did for work. I told her that I was a software engineer and she replied, “Oh… I woulda never guess that... Don’t judge a book by its cover I guess!” posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Went in for my physical. Unsurprisingly, my doctor told me to lose 10lbs. I’ve unconsciously been on this mission to consume every food and drink within reach for a long while now. I have no self control when there are so many flavors to taste, chips to chomp and drinks to sip. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Live fat. Die young. posted 4 weeks ago - reply

  • Pulled up to Home Depot right as Madonna - Vogue started playing in my Bronco. Walked into the store and Vogue was playing over the sound system. Quickly grabbed what I needed and now I’m back in my bronco listening to Vogue again. What a day. posted 4 weeks ago - reply

  • I would like a hat that says, TRUMP WAS A BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING. I probably wouldn’t wear it, but it’s more accurate than the alternative that he’s hawking. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. - my hero posted 1 month ago - reply

  • I wanna see some gnarly, new music video art. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Kirk Ferentz is a pretty cool dude. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • There sure are a lot of embarrassing people out there. posted 1 month ago - reply