Microblog

  • Try finding beauty in everything. It’s hard, but it’s worth it. posted yesterday - reply

  • Ever wonder if pineapple upside down cakes came from swinger parties? posted 2 days ago - reply

  • Google ending the production of Nest Protects is so frustrating. It’s such a good product, with nothing comparable on the market. posted 2 days ago - 5 comments

  • Winding down after playing evening hockey is not easy. posted 3 days ago - 1 comment

  • I’ve been consuming like twice as many calories as I’ve been burning lately, which is not a recipe for success. Unless success is fat. posted 5 days ago - reply

  • Started a round of golf with 2 birdies today. Never been 2 under before, and that felt pretty cool beans. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I’m in a group chat where the primary method of communication is sending each other video messages. It’s my favorite group chat. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • 🚀🚀🚀 posted 1 week ago - reply

  • On my drive home this evening, a woman near my neighborhood yelled at me to, “SLOW DOWN!” and she was right. It’s good to be called out when you’re being an asshole. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Don’t forget to scream, “May Day!” today. It’s important to do. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • May is shaping up to be a pretty big month. Today really feels like the calm before the storm. posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • I’m pretty sure that I got a wood chip stuck in my tear duct from moving mulch. It is not comfortable. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Kari doesn’t appreciate me singing the tribal voice from the song, Return to Innocence posted 3 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • Kari and I are out for a nice little pizza date and detachable penis is playing on the sound system, lol. Happy Easter. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • After shooting some fun pics over the past couple days, I just realized that my camera doesn’t have a memory card in it. Hahah. Being an idiot is fun. posted 3 weeks ago - 2 comments

  • I've been hearing from several friends who've legally immigrated to the US. posted 4 weeks ago - 2 comments

  • As I was falling behind on a lot of things in my life, I decided to upgrade a bunch of home network and automation stuff. I expected them to be easy, turn-key upgrades… But now, I’m spending all my time troubleshooting network bullshit and am even further behind. ADD is stupid and I am an idiot. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • This weekend was a whirlwind. A cabaret, cocktails, a drag show, video games, pizza parties, hacking, hating computers, log splitting, pro wrestling, and lots of time with good friends. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • After months of physical therapy for an injured shoulder, I got back out on the golf course today. I had low expectations but planned to take it easy. 1st drive: 296 yards right down the middle. 2nd hole, birdie. 4th hole, birdie. Ended 4 over. An unexpected round and a great start to the season. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • This morning on our walk, my dog took a poop… so I went to grab a shit bag, but couldn’t find em. I either dropped them along the way or forgot em at home. So I turned around to go get a bag when an old bitty neighbor of mine decided to scream at me for being an irresponsible dog owner. It was fun posted 1 month ago - 2 comments