Microblog

  • Is this heaven? t.co/qTHlCC9VE9 posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • I really should’ve quit golfing after that hole-in-one last year. posted 3 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • Hey @elonmusk, you ever think about golf? posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • yay moms! posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • @niclake Oh dang! Missed connections posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Trump is holding a rally just down the street from my house tomorrow. Plz advise on how best to participate posted 3 weeks ago - 3 comments

  • Had a 35 yard chip in birdie tonight in boys club golf league. Botched the last 2 holes with mega bogeys. What a game. Very fun. posted 4 weeks ago - reply

  • Foldable phones… Why? posted 4 weeks ago - 6 comments

  • I ordered food from Jimmy John’s about 5 mins ago and then apparently just went on lunchtime autopilot because I just checked the microwave for it… It was not there. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • @harper @hrfingerhut @AP I’m here for all the tips! Feel free to message me. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Got ghosted by a dude that I hired to clean some dead limbs out of our giant pine tree. Decided to climb the damn thing and do it myself, which was a bit sketchy, but i got it done and felt victorious until I discovered globs of sap all in my hairs. lolcry. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Woke up early and drove 2 cars to Grimes to drop one off for a windshield replacement… only to find that they deleted our reservation and don’t have our windshield in stock. Great. posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

  • get fat, die young. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • The dude in line behind me at the sandwich shop keeps pronouncing turkey breast “turkey breest” and no one knows wtf he wants. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Riff Raff and Khalifa made a song about the tweet that I’ve had pinned for years. t.co/sk8FO5F7rZ posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Madison farmers market: many cheeses, breads, syrups, and a woman who dropped her pistol on the street and casually picked it up like it was a cell phone. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • @harper I was actually just thinking about asking you for your climate fiction reading list. Thank you for this. posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

  • I am at an old steak house that has escargot, frog legs, venison, rabbit and walleye on the menu. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • I think I’ve been to more states this year than I have in any other year. 13, so far. Welp, see ya later. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Madison, I’m coming. posted 1 month ago - 3 comments