Trump is holding a rally just down the street from my house tomorrow. Plz advise on how best to participate
posted 3 weeks ago
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Had a 35 yard chip in birdie tonight in boys club golf league. Botched the last 2 holes with mega bogeys. What a game. Very fun.
posted 4 weeks ago
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I ordered food from Jimmy John’s about 5 mins ago and then apparently just went on lunchtime autopilot because I just checked the microwave for it…
It was not there.
posted 1 month ago
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Got ghosted by a dude that I hired to clean some dead limbs out of our giant pine tree.
Decided to climb the damn thing and do it myself, which was a bit sketchy, but i got it done and felt victorious until I discovered globs of sap all in my hairs. lolcry.
posted 1 month ago
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Woke up early and drove 2 cars to Grimes to drop one off for a windshield replacement… only to find that they deleted our reservation and don’t have our windshield in stock. Great.
posted 1 month ago
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The dude in line behind me at the sandwich shop keeps pronouncing turkey breast “turkey breest” and no one knows wtf he wants.
posted 1 month ago
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Riff Raff and Khalifa made a song about the tweet that I’ve had pinned for years. t.co/sk8FO5F7rZ
posted 1 month ago
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Madison farmers market: many cheeses, breads, syrups, and a woman who dropped her pistol on the street and casually picked it up like it was a cell phone.
posted 1 month ago
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@harper I was actually just thinking about asking you for your climate fiction reading list. Thank you for this.
posted 1 month ago
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I am at an old steak house that has escargot, frog legs, venison, rabbit and walleye on the menu.
posted 1 month ago
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I think I’ve been to more states this year than I have in any other year. 13, so far.
Welp, see ya later.
posted 1 month ago
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