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  • I started taking a vitamin d supplement a little over a month ago and cannot believe the difference it’s made in my life. Seasonal depression: gone. Motivation: high af… like it used to be. Feels great to feel normal. I just needed a lil D. posted 3 hours ago - reply

  • Boarding the flight just when the bears come back and go into overtime… this has been a fun season. posted 3 days ago - 1 comment

  • Sure do love seeing tariff surcharges added to my orders. #maga posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Serious question: Why isn’t there a Casey’s serving pizza by the slice inside the Des Moines Airport? Add beer and bloodies. Call it Casey’s Tavern or Casey’s Concourse. It’d be the most popular spot in DSM, hands down. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Check this out to see if I've taken any photos near you. derek.broox.com/photos/near/me posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Whenever I get sick, I try to pretend like it’s not real… but it’s not working this time. Flu weekends are the worst weekends. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • The United States is fucked. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • The latest iterations of iOS and watchOS are the buggiest, most beta-feeling releases that I can remember. … It’s almost like apple lost focus after falling behind on AI, so the dev teams are stuck in a cycle of launching a bunch of half baked shit while leadership figures out wtf they’re doing. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Today is the first day of the holiday break that has truly felt like a holiday break. Not sure if I’m ready to go back to work tomorrow. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Child funerals are brutal, man. Elias was such a cool kid. Shit is unfair. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Made it to Chicago in 4.5 hours… with a stop. 🏎️ posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Sunday, we lost our “nephew,” Elias, at just 17. He and his family fought with everything they had after an unimaginable diagnosis. He was an incredibly special kid with big aspirations. Sending so much love to Steph, Manuel, Ian, Sherry, Elizabeth, Jon, and all who loved him. Rest easy, buddy. posted 4 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • Tonight after golf league, I went to a local bar with my buddy, Carson. A random dude down the bar makes eye contact and then holds up his phone with a giant photo of Les Claypool. Points at me, then the phone. Guess I'm out here looking like Les Claypool. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • I’ve reached the point in life where I now use a pill organizer. I also meal prepped my lunches this week. Kill me now. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • The people at fancy restaurants in the suburbs of Des Moines are so goddamned weird. Heading back to a Des Moines dive bar to cleanse my soul. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I want breakfast pizza so bad posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I’ve been experimenting with going gluten free again. As a bread and beer lover, this is very hard. Last night, after a few weeks of being GF free, Kari made GF waffles and I devoured 6 of them. 6 waffles is too many waffles. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I would like someone to invent a chewing gum that crunches like chips the whole time you’re chewin. I’m a crunchy snack slut and do my best thinking when I take a break to go munch on some chips… but I dunno if my body can take any more chips. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • NGL - I’m kinda jonesin for another pandemic. Not like a real one that fucks a bunch of people up, but maybe just like role play a pandemic… and hang at home with kbroox for a year or so. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Thinking about buying one of those hats that has a word that I identify with written upside down on it. posted 2 months ago - reply