January 6, 2019

I checked in to 3 places, took 8 photos, wrote 4 microblogs, and walked 4.5 miles. I was in Des Moines.

	12:04 am	Thinking about getting the words, macho man tattooed under my eyes 5 comments
	12:09 am	Germ
	12:09 am	Kari brought her tambourine
	12:29 am	Tambourine dance party
	12:37 am	It's a sad day when your big butt breaks your tambourine
	12:47 am	Dancin man
	12:52 am	Tambourine Disco DJ
	1:02 am	Germ movin the room
	1:10 am	checked in at Fong's Pizza, Des Moines, Iowa
	2:16 am	checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa
	2:34 pm	@realDonaldTrump lol. How do live with yourself? 4 comments
	3:57 pm	I always mask before caulking because I am sloppy and like clean lines. It's tedious, but the end result is much better.
	4:59 pm	@realDonaldTrump do you ever walk around the White House ripping big ol farts to gross Melania out?
	6:18 pm	checked in at Brenton Skating Plaza, Des Moines, Iowa
	8:19 pm	@dollcraftcraig ruff. ruff. ruff. bark. bark.

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