December 3, 2024

I slept 7.6 hours, took 1 photo, wrote 1 microblog, and walked 3.2 miles. I was in Des Moines.

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woke up after sleeping 7.6 hours
My website has been slow as shit. My DB, along with many of its definitions are literally 20 years old, so I revisited it. 95% of the issue was poorly defined indexes and a couple bad query patterns that haven't scaled with my data. Duh. So, remember to revisit your indexes every once in a while. 3 comments
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