|  |  | Sometimes, even shitty beds feel too comfortable to get out of in the morning. 3 comments | 
                  
            |  |  | Just got owned by a kidrobot sale. I love kid robot... and I need to stop impulse clothes shopping online. 1 comment | 
                  
            |  |  | So I lost 15lbs pretty easily by practicing portion control... I think losing any more will require exercise. #screwit 2 comments | 
                  
            |  |  | Just got an email from please-reply@... rather than no-reply@... what a simple, solid idea. //cc: @simplegeo 4 comments | 
                  
            |  |  | Suppose I should shower and get this weekend started! What's going on tonight, queefs? | 
                  
            |  |  | checked in at Goodsons, Des Moines, Iowa | 
                  
            |  |  | checked in at Shorty's, Des Moines, Iowa | 
                  
            |  |  | Blue waffles! 1 comment | 
                  
            |  |  | checked in at Liars Club, Des Moines, Iowa | 
                  
            |  |  | Welp. Bottle service it is! |