April 20, 2014

I slept 7.6 hours, checked in to 2 places, took 2 photos, wrote 6 microblogs, walked 4.9 miles, and weighed 176.5 pounds. I was in Ankeny and Johnston.

	12:20 am	went to bed
	12:26 am	fell asleep
	8:22 am	woke up after sleeping 7.6 hours
	8:22 am	Snapchat has trained me to long press all sorts of things that don't need long presses.
	9:08 am	ok, I need an old sock, scissors, masking tape, gorilla glue, a toothpick , a damp paper towel, helping hands, and a DEWSKI.
	9:14 am	ok, I need an old sock, scissors, masking tape, gorilla glue, a toothpick , a damp paper towel, helping hands, and www.flickr.com/photo...03733/
	10:41 am	Back on the saddle.
	11:42 am	now I want to be your dog.
	1:05 pm	checked in at The Terronez Household, Johnston, Iowa
	2:18 pm	In talking about celebrity musicians, I just told everyone that Danny Glover was a rapper called Childish Gambino... I am terrible at celebs 7 comments
	2:48 pm	That time David Arquette photobombed my photo of @harper and @scottvdp ... derek.broox.com/phot...nplas/ 2 comments
	7:07 pm	checked in at The Broox Household, Ankeny, Iowa
	7:51 pm	Is it illegal to set up trip lines to stop little suburban shits from running through your landscaping? Asking for a friend... 5 comments
	11:18 pm	went to bed
	11:25 pm	fell asleep

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