I checked in to 8 places, took 7 photos, wrote 2 microblogs, and walked 6.3 miles. I was in Des Moines.
This Uber driver is trying to play an FM Christian radio station based ~70 miles away. It is 1/4 Christian music, 1/4 talk radio interference, 1/2 pure static. 1 star. 2 comments
These fancy girls just walked into this fancy cocktail bar and ordered a custom cocktail. The bartender killed the presentation and all. The girls, amazed, asked what it was called and he replied, "deez nuts." their faces exploded and I literally died. RIP me. 2 comments