July 14, 2017

I checked in to 3 places, took 10 photos, wrote 2 microblogs, and walked 1.9 miles. I was in Des Moines, Des Moines International Airport, and Rosemont.

	6:30 am	The 2 things I count on at @dsmairport are short lines and Diet Mountain Dew ... and they're outta goddamn Diet Mountain Dew. 6 comments
	6:30 am	checked in at Des Moines International Airport (DSM), Des Moines, Iowa
	6:31 am	Whew. Saved by a vending machine at DSM airport.
	9:02 am	checked in at Chicago O'Hare International Airport (ORD), Rosemont, Illinois
	9:30 am	O'Hare
	9:38 am	Harper got me upgraded to business class from O'Hare to Tokyo which got me into the Polaris lounge. It was very fancy
	9:56 am	Brekkie in the O'hare Polaris Lounge
	10:05 am	Chillin in the O'hare Polaris Lounge
	10:09 am	checked in at United Polaris Lounge, Rosemont, Illinois
	12:16 pm	International business class is very fancy. I dunno if I belong here, but it feels good, man. 7 comments
	1:50 pm	Sat down in business class and was offered Italian wine, nuts, and a sparkling water.
	2:11 pm	For dinner I had a Japanese sampler while I watched the Lego movie. This was course 1.
	2:31 pm	Japanese sampler course 2.
	2:47 pm	After dinner they served some cheeses and grapes with port.
	3:14 pm	And after the cheeses and wines they came around with a cart and freshly made-to-order ice cream sundaes. I was so full.

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