April 16, 2021

I slept 8.4 hours, checked in to 5 places, took 1 photo, wrote 4 microblogs, walked 4.9 miles, and weighed 179.5 pounds. I was in Des Moines.

woke up after sleeping 8.4 hours
Bout to do a DNA test for the new pup, Benny Brooks.. and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna say that he’s at least 25% butthole. 1 comment
checked in at The UPS Store, Des Moines, Iowa
checked in at ZZZ Records, Des Moines, Iowa
Typing chick-fil-a with autocorrect turned on is one of the hardest things that I’ve ever had to do
checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa
checked in at Centro, Des Moines, Iowa
checked in at Django, Des Moines, Iowa
I really enjoy breaking traffic laws
Kari took a bite of this dessert and said, “hmm.. this is cold, bitter.. and salty... just like my heart”

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