September 16, 2008

I wrote 9 microblogs. I was in Des Moines.

anyone else's itunes randomly stop producing sound? the song keeps playing, but no sound comes out. this has been happening to me for years.
having dipshits across all 5 lanes seems pretty unlikely, right? not in iowa!
subway sandwiches!
just got lowes giftcard from my dad for my bday. goin shopping.
mowin the lawn. hopefully this is about the last time of 2008
starvin! making microwave food and having a beer.
so i'm cleanin out my keg, open the keg fridge, and find 2 bottles of chimay red and a sixer of sunset wheat. score!
buzzing my hair and beard off. my nipple has already closed up.
every time i shave my beard i sit in front of the mirror with chops and a mustache wondering if i should keep them for hilarity. hmmmmm 3 comments

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