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• Currently going back to 5th grade and listening to SHAQ - Diesel. posted 7 years ago - reply

• I am going to sleep very well tonight. posted 7 years ago - reply

• @realDonaldTrump Is it frustrating to know that most of the people in this world think that you're a piece of shit? posted 7 years ago - reply

• I've had my phone in do not disturb mode for the past couple weeks. It has been beautiful. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

• I've been listening to a lot of Belly this weekend. Really diggin this style lately. posted 7 years ago - reply

• Anyone wanna do something that doesn't involve getting high? posted 7 years ago - 7 comments

• @ThriftedWisdom Is this a 420 tweet posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

• I really, really love that calling someone a snowflake is considered offensive these days. posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

• @emohtnahtan thank god posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

• @catrocketship +1. Also, where do I get that shirt?? posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

• This is how my dog, @GarthBroox and I eat breakfast every day. t.co/Su4AS86FA0 posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

• Spent a couple hours hand sanding a bunch of oak last night. Today, all of my fingerprint sensors are useless. posted 7 years ago - reply

• Good morning. youtu.be/HxAWAQ-nDVQ posted 7 years ago - reply

• Taxes, man... posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

• Dear lord, please give us another @ericwareheim music video. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

• Finally t.co/9BO6nL6aW6 posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

• @realDonaldTrump How is babby formed? posted 7 years ago - reply

• I wish there was more knee jerk political commentary on the internet posted 7 years ago - reply

• Whew. I have a lot to learn about playing softball... But I got a couple base hits and hit one out to the fence. posted 7 years ago - reply

• this old dude just went cruisin by my office on a rascal, leaned back with his legs crossed, crocs on his feet, and a cig hangin out of his mouth. it's a nice day in iowa, yall. posted 7 years ago - reply