There’s not a whole lot better than eating a cold slice of pizza at 4am, wondering where the fuck the time went after enjoying the company of 50+ friends hanging for your birthday.
posted 3 days ago
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A woman backed out of a parking spot right into the side of my Bronco today. Fucked her whole bumper and day up. Didn’t phase mine.
posted 4 days ago
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Just ended the summer hockey season with a win, 2 goals, and 2 assists. Felt good, man.
posted 1 week ago
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Hey @raygunsite.com, with our governor on the way out, can we get a shirt that says:
C U Next Tuesday, Kim
posted 1 week ago
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Man. This is the first beautiful weather night that we’ve had in weeks.
Mind says go to bed. Heart says stay outside.
posted 1 week ago
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Lost 3 big limbs on 3 separate trees this week. Really loving this Iowa weather. Hot as balls. Humid af. Storms every other day. It is fun.
Iowa is a great place to live.
posted 1 week ago
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I just saw a Jeep with GODSMAK on the license plate.
What a choice.
posted 2 weeks ago
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Man. I really enjoy carpentry. Just taking your time, being meticulous af, and building something cool with with your hands and no screens in your face…
It feels SO GOOD.
posted 2 weeks ago
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Siri is definitively Apple’s worst attempt at creating a usable product ever, right?
How does it be so bad? How did they fuck up the AI game that they advertised so hard?
posted 3 weeks ago
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I read an article this morning that said, hunger is the feeling of losing weight… that we shouldn’t panic when we feel hungry, and that we should take time to celebrate that the body’s in fat burning mode.
I haven’t really stopped thinking about that since.
posted 3 weeks ago
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I have way too many hobbies and don’t have enough time to excel at any of them… and I still want more hobbies.
posted 3 weeks ago
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Played my worst round of golf of the year tonight. Nothing felt natural.
My shoulders are absolutely fucked. Not quite as fucked as America, but still fucked.
posted 1 month ago
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Microsoft is really great at making terrible software.
Also, I can’t stop thinking about this tweet I recently saw that said, “Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company”
posted 1 month ago
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There’s not a whole lot better than sitting at a campsite and bullshitting with your favorite person while watching the satellites and shooting stars cruise by the night sky.
posted 1 month ago
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I’ve been wanting a custom suit for a very long time and today, over lunch, I finally pulled the trigger.
Can’t wait to see the results.
posted 1 month ago
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