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  • RIP Krut… My first boss and a seriously hilarious person, who had the world’s tiniest nipples… What a dude. ☹️ posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Kari and I have some pretty great people in our lives. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • TWO DECADES ago, a couple young lovers and best friends decided to get married... and it was the best decision ever. Happy 20th, @kbroox.com! More photos here: derek.broox.com/phot...edding posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Man. There is nothing like getting into your own bed after a week away. Especially when it’s freshly made and tightly tucked with clean sheets. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • The hardest and most rewarding scavenger hunt is finding diet dewskis in airports. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Just got to watch my nephew block a field goal attempt at one of his last football games. Super fun stuff. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Home for a few hours before flying out to visit my sister for the weekend… First time ever laying over in DSM, heh. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I’ve been wanting to see the Red Wings play in Detroit for the past 30 years and finally made it happen. Many thanks to my childhood buddy, Jeff for hooking me up with tickets tonight. That was some excellent hockey. Fun watching them beat the Panthers too. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • The modern prepper is: trying to figure out the logistics of getting the fuck out of this country. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • This weekend: New Ulm, MN Next week: Detroit Next weekend: Atlanta I am both excited and exhausted. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Yesterday, a nurse asked what I did for work. I told her that I was a software engineer and she replied, “Oh… I woulda never guess that... Don’t judge a book by its cover I guess!” posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Went in for my physical. Unsurprisingly, my doctor told me to lose 10lbs. I’ve unconsciously been on this mission to consume every food and drink within reach for a long while now. I have no self control when there are so many flavors to taste, chips to chomp and drinks to sip. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Live fat. Die young. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Pulled up to Home Depot right as Madonna - Vogue started playing in my Bronco. Walked into the store and Vogue was playing over the sound system. Quickly grabbed what I needed and now I’m back in my bronco listening to Vogue again. What a day. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • I would like a hat that says, TRUMP WAS A BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING. I probably wouldn’t wear it, but it’s more accurate than the alternative that he’s hawking. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. - my hero posted 3 months ago - reply

  • I wanna see some gnarly, new music video art. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Kirk Ferentz is a pretty cool dude. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • There sure are a lot of embarrassing people out there. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • My uber driver this morning was a glowing, hippie, psychologist dude who told me that he was recently “blessed by a divorce.” 5 stars. posted 4 months ago - reply