You ever do something completely ridiculous like let your dog out at midnight because he seems like he needs it and you expect him to be a good boy.. but then you have to chase him around the back yard in your slippers while he runs around and barks at god knows what, and you wanna beat his butt?
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The old lady checking me out at the pharmacy counter just called me, babe, hun, AND sweetie.
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Chicago always feels so much more my speed than my home city of Des Moines. Felt so good to be back for the weekend.
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The visuals at Beyoncé concerts are wild. What a show.
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I just bought some boxing shorts with a matching robe.
I was a little irresponsible with my shopping today.
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Today’s been a little more emotional than expected, but…
FREE BOI SPRING STARTS NOW!!
Concerts, camping, travel, and tinkering til Memorial Day. First stop: Chicago.
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Try finding beauty in everything. It’s hard, but it’s worth it.
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Ever wonder if pineapple upside down cakes came from swinger parties?
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Google ending the production of Nest Protects is so frustrating. It’s such a good product, with nothing comparable on the market.
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Winding down after playing evening hockey is not easy.
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I’ve been consuming like twice as many calories as I’ve been burning lately, which is not a recipe for success.
Unless success is fat.
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Started a round of golf with 2 birdies today. Never been 2 under before, and that felt pretty cool beans.
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I’m in a group chat where the primary method of communication is sending each other video messages.
It’s my favorite group chat.
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On my drive home this evening, a woman near my neighborhood yelled at me to, “SLOW DOWN!” and she was right.
It’s good to be called out when you’re being an asshole.
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Don’t forget to scream, “May Day!” today. It’s important to do.
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May is shaping up to be a pretty big month. Today really feels like the calm before the storm.
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I’m pretty sure that I got a wood chip stuck in my tear duct from moving mulch. It is not comfortable.
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Kari doesn’t appreciate me singing the tribal voice from the song, Return to Innocence
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Kari and I are out for a nice little pizza date and detachable penis is playing on the sound system, lol. Happy Easter.
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