Microblog

  • I am at a party called the clam jam and it is beautiful. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Has anyone ever considered that Donald Trump is a weirdo, huge bitch and also a complete piece of shit? posted 1 month ago - reply

  • 2,800 miles, endlessly beautiful landscapes, off-roading, good food, good beer, good times, and we escaped both life threatening situations that we got ourselves into. Spring Break road trip success. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • You know that song about the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell? I just went to a combination Indian, Mexican, Burger joint in Ogallala, Nebraska. Can’t quite come up with some catchy lyrics for it tho. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • The power’s out in the entire city of Moab, but the wood fired pizza place is still cooking. Oh yeah baby. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • I think I drove through a haboob in Eastern Nebraska today. It was pretty intense. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • First time filling up my Rotopax at the gas station and a dude comes up and excitedly asks “what, are those gas cans? Are you preparing for the apocalypse or something?” posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Getting ready for a trip to Moab, and I’m charging batteries, updating firmware, and clearing memory cards for 4 different cameras. I have a problem. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • I love Tesler because everything’s computer. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • My plumber talks like Ace Ventura and I don’t think he’s being ironic. Super friendly dude, who says “allllllrighty then” and everything. Eases the pain of living in a malfunctioning house. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • It’s 79° in Des Moines, Iowa on March 10. wtf. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Running around and talking shit with college buddies in rural Minnesota… doesn’t get a whole lot better. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Man, I just wanna hang and play golf and do yoga and travel and shit posted 1 month ago - reply

  • I often think about that NOFX lyric where fat mike says, “majority rule, don’t work in mental institutions.” posted 1 month ago - reply

  • First normal work week after 3 weeks of travel and off-sites... Kind of excited for some routine and home cooked meals. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • After dry January, I drank on all but 3 days of February. … should probably try to split the difference this month. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Whew. Excited to be home… despite that home being in the backwards-ass state of Iowa. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Regular, in-person face time is so incredibly valuable to maintaining good relationships, culture, and morale on remote-first teams. Super glad that we got the Panther team together in beautiful Sedona this week. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • The seams keep getting misaligned between the plies of my hotel room toilet paper and it is driving me insane. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Omitting the word good from “good morning” will always be funny to me. So many people out here just walking around declaring that it’s morning… or that they’re mourning. posted 2 months ago - reply