Microblog

  • A college dude from Europe was just going door-to-door in my neighborhood, selling children’s education material. I wasn’t gonna buy anything, but I asked where he was from. Estonia. So naturally, we spent the rest of the time talking about Tommy Cash and his ridiculous music videos. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Context left until auto-compact: 1% posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Today, my wife picked me up from the airport and drove me straight to the golf course just in time for league. Hammered the first drive and walked off with a birdie. Par on 2. Even after 3. And then I don’t really wanna talk about the rest. But it still felt good. And now, I sleep. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Headin home after a fun few days in Detroit for the Rocket Hackathon. I’ve got a tee time 40 minutes after I land and then expect to crash in my bed immediately after that. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • My body is getting tired of having 3+ events that are centered around food and drinks every week. I’m exhausted, feel like shit, and am behind on everything. FOMO will be the death of me. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • If you could mash a club, a dive bar, and a wedding reception together, you’d get Denny Arthur’s. What a beautiful place. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Kari and I will be celebrating our 20th anniversary this fall. So last night, I resurrected the wedding website that I built in 2005 (and used AI to modernize the markup for phones + modern browsers). We were way ahead of the times. wedding.broox.com posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • For the past 2 weekends, Kari has hosted 8+ hour long brunches. This is not good for my health. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • There was a remarkable amount of people that were either disturbed or did not understand my aphex twin - window licker shirt tonight. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • How much fun is it to watch these bitch boy billionaires break up just like you’d imagine bitch boy billionaires would? posted 2 months ago - reply

  • “Man, I just told myself that I love hitting golf balls” - my buddy Pat, on his mental state, before he got his first hole-in-one tonight posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Today, my doctor had to blast some wax out of one of my ear holes and it honestly seemed like it was the highlight of his day. He was straight giddy about it. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Today was productive, but pretty annoying. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • When a leader as good as Papanii reaches out and asks you to join him, it’s easy to take the call. Stoked to be joining him and Rocket’s mission to help everyone home. Headin to Detroit for the week. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I absolutely tried to cram too much into 10 short days of free boi spring. Tomorrow morning, I fly to Detroit to start the next chapter of my career. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Today in the north woods, I got to watch 2 Minnesota men get their trucks stuck while 2 Wisconsin women came to rescue them with their jeeps. It was very fun. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Just saw an albino deer driving through the north woods of Wisconsin. Wild. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • You ever do something completely ridiculous like let your dog out at midnight because he seems like he needs it and you expect him to be a good boy.. but then you have to chase him around the back yard in your slippers while he runs around and barks at god knows what, and you wanna beat his butt? posted 2 months ago - reply

  • The old lady checking me out at the pharmacy counter just called me, babe, hun, AND sweetie. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Chicago always feels so much more my speed than my home city of Des Moines. Felt so good to be back for the weekend. posted 2 months ago - reply