Microblog

  • You might be too old for Snapchat if you can't handle changes within their app posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • I somehow suckered myself into eating 2 salads today and now I feel like a big pussy. posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • Floor seats for WWE RAW... I am so confused. posted 7 years ago - 6 comments

  • That was a really fun super bowl. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • I am watching some dudes mean mug each other while they line dance to "fishing in the dark" posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • I am drinking a tall boy of Busch light in a country music bar called PBR Country. posted 7 years ago - 9 comments

  • I had 2 Uber drivers today that said they were carpenters. One of them was a woman who was a legit furniture carpenter. The other was a dude who apparently thinks drywall and concrete are carpentry. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Is it weird to Uber to an elementary school? posted 7 years ago - 7 comments

  • @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Please leave. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • there is no dewski in my house rn and that makes me very sad. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • I think Ancient Posse will be the next big band out of Des Moines. Super rad group, with a solid start. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Watch the state of the union or go to Marilyn Manson. 🤔 ... Manson. Rollin solo. Hit me up if you're there! posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • Anyone in DM wanna hit up Marilyn Manson tonight? posted 7 years ago - 5 comments

  • Researching a bunch of things that I learned Trump supporters believe this weekend. Completely in awe at how confident people are in their ignorance. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Headin to Florida to kick it with Kev Whatevski for a few days posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • I've been listening to a lot of old White/Rob Zombie stuff lately and am hungry for more music like this. Plz feed me some recommendations. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • I suddenly really wanna put on soap shoes and go slide on some shit. posted 7 years ago - 10 comments

  • I've somehow lost a steak knife, which is also somehow causing me to lose my mind. posted 7 years ago - 8 comments

  • I haven't had any pizza or beer yet this year and my body feels very unsatisfied. malnourished even. lol. on the flip side, I also weigh less than I have in well over a year. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I'm now 0 for 2 in ordering signed/numbered #1010zzz prints. Both have arrived damaged. 😭 I want some of this dude's art so bad! posted 7 years ago - 2 comments