Microblog

• This weekend, I forgot I had my pocket knife with me and still made it through the metal detectors at the United Center. #FistPump posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

• I have a really hard time with how cool Chicago is and how "cool" Chicago is. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

• omg. that vikings win. posted 7 years ago - 6 comments

• This Blackhawks beer vendor dude just screamed, "beer colder than my ex-wife's heart" posted 7 years ago - 3 comments

• Not super stoked about The Blackhawks game getting pushed up 6 hours, but either way, we're headin to Chicago to watch some pro hockey! posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

• Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight @realDonaldTrump, you fucking piece of shit. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

• "Do you remember when you used to like slim shitty? slim skinny? What was it?" - mom posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

• What do people do for fun on Saturdays in the Quad Cities? posted 7 years ago - 14 comments

• Today, I thought I passed a mint condition dodge intrepid on i80. It turned out to be a Tesla. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

• @dollcraftcraig @CafeBeaudelaire @paulanerusa @FCBayern I'd have that lunch posted 7 years ago - reply

• Quad Cities bound! posted 7 years ago - reply

• How many servings of chips are you supposed to have per day? posted 7 years ago - 8 comments

• Doing an electronic wire transfer with Wells Fargo, $30 fee. Having them print and physically mail a check for me, free. 🤔 posted 7 years ago - 5 comments

• @realDonaldTrump your mom's a shithole posted 7 years ago - reply

• USPS offices are a scam, man. posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

• Already got Karis Range in for service... Apparently functional defrost is something Land Rover overlooked for 2018. posted 7 years ago - 3 comments

• Let's have a conversation without talking about blockchains. posted 7 years ago - 5 comments

• @RIOzay @Apple wait, did you like @apple the company before? posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

• Moving ~60 domains off of @liquidweb (formerly Rackspace cloud and Mosso) cloud sites and realizing that your DNS TTLs are mostly 86400. 😭 posted 7 years ago - 5 comments

• Canvas Vans are not the best winter biking shoes. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment