Walk to gym for yoga, run into everyone being evacuated from the building because of an apparent gas leak. 🤔
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Me: I keep getting the exact same Uber drivers during the day. It's pretty funny.
Kari: oh great! They probably think you got a DUI!
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Every light on the main floor of our house is now smart and automated. 💪
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This weekend, I was told that I complain too much on Twitter. Is this true??? Am I that guy?
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This weekend, I forgot I had my pocket knife with me and still made it through the metal detectors at the United Center. #FistPump
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I have a really hard time with how cool Chicago is and how "cool" Chicago is.
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This Blackhawks beer vendor dude just screamed, "beer colder than my ex-wife's heart"
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Not super stoked about The Blackhawks game getting pushed up 6 hours, but either way, we're headin to Chicago to watch some pro hockey!
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