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• My APR tuned VW GTI just rolled over 50,000 miles. She doesn't get the love she deserves anymore... putting her up for sale tomorrow. 😢 posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

• These are really good autocomplete suggestions. 🤔🤔🤔 t.co/Bro0tvHNrS posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• Has Game of Thrones on HBO Now looked like shit for anyone else this season? I'd like to blame Mediacom, but my connection seems solid. posted 8 years ago - 14 comments

• @ThriftedWisdom Where!? posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• I think I traded in my jetlag for partylag posted 8 years ago - 4 comments

• I'm looking for sublimation tighty whities. Plz help. It's my birthday. posted 8 years ago - reply

• Tonight at 8pm we're having a pizza party for my birthday. Plz come! posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• I think I would be a much happier person if I traded my house in for a Ferrari. 🤔 posted 8 years ago - 10 comments

• 😴💤💀 posted 8 years ago - reply

• Just scheduled a doctor appt and the receptionist asked if my address was still Mount Vernon, IA. Apparently my last Dr appt was in college. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• feelin laggy 😴😴😴 posted 8 years ago - reply

• Ahhhh. dewski, taco pizza, craft beer, own bed, own shower, and @kbroox... It's good to be home. posted 8 years ago - reply

• Back in the U.S. t.co/cDu2oAURRx posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• Iowa, I'm comin home. posted 8 years ago - reply

• Look at this Japanese gang graffiti t.co/08x30d6IJW posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• English is hard when you compose tweets with ADD posted 8 years ago - reply

• That was a super rad Monday. I hope all my peoples back home are going to enjoy it as well. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• PSA: My birthday is in a week. Plz party with me next weekend. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• Does Toto make any washlets with a bleaching feature? posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

• vouch* posted 8 years ago - 1 comment