Microblog

  • I scored tonight at broomball. And we won. Booyeah. Baby. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Heading to San Francisco tomorrow til Thursday. It’s been a minute since I’ve been to the bay. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @newz2000 Oh yeah. I can break it, but it takes a lot of effort. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • “Oh my God, you’re such a perfectionist. It’s exhausting,” Kari says to me, as I work on my chia pet. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @billwanjohi 💯💯 posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Shooters are pussies, man posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I wrote a boring blog about last year. Check it out or don't. It ain't that big of a whoop. derek.broox.com/blog...ut-fun posted 1 year ago - reply

  • my dog has learned that when i finally put pants/socks on for the day, he is about to get a walk. getting dressed has unexpectedly become a very exciting time for us. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Last day of holiday break. Goin for chill, quiet vibes all day. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @skabaru @harper My only car is a nearly 8 year old BMW posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I want a slice of Casey’s breakfast pizza and a big ol dewski… but I dunno if this is the way to set 2024 up for success. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I think 2024’s gonna be brutal. I hope I’m wrong though. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @iowastatepatrol Atta kid. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Kari is over here trying to tell me that I have boujee taste and I think she is wrong. Am I a boujee boy? posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @billwanjohi The sickest! posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I am at a hockey game and just saw a guy get a penalty for embellishment after getting tripped. I love this so much. Can we add it to lil baby boy soccer and basketball now? posted 1 year ago - reply

  • a lot of times when i'm drinking water, that good vibrations song by marky mark and the funky bunch plays in my head. but i substitute vibration for hydration. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Today, I got a massage where the therapist started increasingly applying pressure and told me to “say when.” I held out like I was getting freshly grated Parmesan all over my Italian dinner. She kicked my ass. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Before President James Polk went to bed on Dec. 28, 1846, he dipped his quill pen in ink and wrote in his diary: “Nothing much happened today.” That’s the day he signed a bill admitting Iowa as the 29th state in the Union. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • My 20 year old php site is still up and way more performant and stable than my modern(ish) vue + node frontend backed by a python REST API. All hitting the same MySQL DB that I’ve been maintaining since college. posted 1 year ago - reply