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  • California is a very big suburb posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • Diet Mountain Dew is very good. Because it has orange juice in it. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • San Brosay, I'm comin. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • There are a lot of Obama shirts at O'Hare today. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • That was a great line party posted 8 years ago - reply

  • Headin to Chicago for Obama's farewell speech and a little after party with all the folks that helped him win the presidency. posted 8 years ago - 4 comments

  • Ever feel like you've built up enough body fat that you could comfortably survive for weeks without eating? but then just keep eating? posted 8 years ago - 7 comments

  • Why are people who don't pay for cable TV called cord cutters? Most of us actually use the exact same cords in order to get internet. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • She put the lime in the coconut posted 8 years ago - reply

  • If you're ever running low on beer, host a poker party. Everyone will bring at least 1.5 times more than they will drink. posted 8 years ago - 5 comments

  • Not leaving this house until it is above 0°F posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • Preparing for your first cleaning service to arrive is a real moment where you recognize how big of a slob you actually are. posted 8 years ago - 6 comments

  • Tempur-pedic bed + black out shades = recipe for never waking up again posted 8 years ago - reply

  • I really need to stop filleting my fingertips off posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • I wanna play some poker. Anyone wanna play some poker sometime soon? I'll host! posted 8 years ago - 9 comments

  • Kari and I are starting this year out by wearing onesies and watching Flight of the Navigator posted 8 years ago - 5 comments

  • Just bought BonersAndCars.com. My first purchase of 2017. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • 2016 was a super, super weird year. I really hope that 2017 will be super weird too. but in a much different way. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • What an inspiring leader this man is. twitter.com/realDona...676033 posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • Just wired up the first couple Ethernet jacks in my house. Feels good, man. posted 8 years ago - reply