I just ate shit on ice while shoveling my driveway. Feet right out from under me, twisted, both knees straight to the concrete. Yow! Haven’t fallen like that in a bit.
posted 1 year ago
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“It smell like gas, I think somebody pooped”
might be 21 savage’s best lyric ever.
posted 1 year ago
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i really like that sexyy red lyric where she says, "bend that ass over. let the coochie breathe."
posted 1 year ago
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Huge bitches caucus for huge bitch.
Iowa expectedly disappoints again.
posted 1 year ago
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“Ugh. You listen to the worst music.”
- Kari, as she enjoys a cozy, 3-day blizzard weekend with me
posted 1 year ago
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@RIOzay @harper You know I’m done improving this shit hole.
Plus, I had mine cleared before my neighbor’s heated driveway melted. 💪💪
posted 2 years ago
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Just spent a couple hours digging out the driveway.
Present me would like to punch past me for having the driveway expanded.
posted 2 years ago
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I just had a cold brew coffee that has the same amount of caffeine as 3 dewskis and holy shitballs. I feel like I wanna spar or climb a wall or something.
Is this what it feels like to be a coffee drinker?
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After today’s cancelations, delays, and flight changes, I’m sitting in the tiniest airport that I’ve ever been to, in Northern California. 1 gate. No jet bridges. The only food is a vending machine.
I would kill for some shitty wings and a beer from an airport TGIFridays rn.
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I was supposed to fly to SFO via ORD on a Boeing 737 Max 9 today… it was canceled because United identified the aircraft to have loose bolts on the same door plug that just blew out of the Alaska Airlines flight.
That could’ve been an adventure.
posted 2 years ago
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I scored tonight at broomball. And we won. Booyeah. Baby.
posted 2 years ago
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Heading to San Francisco tomorrow til Thursday. It’s been a minute since I’ve been to the bay.
posted 2 years ago
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my dog has learned that when i finally put pants/socks on for the day, he is about to get a walk.
getting dressed has unexpectedly become a very exciting time for us.
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