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• Eat shit, kershaw posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• There is an alarming amount of obscenely large Trump signs in Iowa lawns. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• I CANT FIND MY BIG GOLD CHAIN posted 9 years ago - 8 comments

• Celebrating 11 years of being married to this amazing chick today. t.co/T291ErYtZf posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• @minnis yea? I'm tempted but have a bit of sticker shock posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

• The best contractors I've hired want no part of Angieslist because of the bullshit jobs and clients that can come from it... v interesting posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• @scottvdp @bradykriss @Jeff_Gabe old balls posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• Is Larry King ok? posted 9 years ago - 7 comments

• Looked at social media and saw that there's another presidential debate going on. Ew... back to watching baseball. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

• HITS posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

• "Baked potato pockets. They loaded." Thank you for this lyric, @therealjuicyj posted 9 years ago - reply

• I am sick and tired of looking at Larry King. posted 9 years ago - 5 comments

• These fs1 cubs/dodgers announcers are hilarious posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

• Kari's alarm goes off. I make slightest attempt at cuddling. She whisper screams at me, "stop waking me up!!!" #love #marriage posted 9 years ago - reply

• Just saved someone's yellow lab. Loose on the corner of Park and Fleur. Whew. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

• What is it about girls that makes them want to strike up a conversation during the best part of every song? posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

• @iandees @scottvdp he's just gonna tell you to name it Dee'z Berriez posted 9 years ago - reply

• @scottvdp imagine all the strawberries posted 9 years ago - reply

• I'm incredibly thankful and proud that I got to work to re-elect Barack Obama. That dude and his family are nothing but class. True leaders. posted 9 years ago - 8 comments

• WOPTOBER posted 9 years ago - reply