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There's a really good chance that I will blow the crotch out of these jeans today.
posted 9 years ago
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To wake up, put Kanye West - Hold My Liquor on. Turn it to 11.
posted 9 years ago
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Is there anything good on the internet?
posted 9 years ago
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I think that Apple event was probably the worst I've seen... I'm usually excited about at least a few of their announcements. Today: nothin.
posted 9 years ago
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Apple Watch series 2: not thinner, probably worse battery life. Still the best Apple Watch Apple has ever made.
posted 9 years ago
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It's hard to take a selfie of yourself wearing a onesie.
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Tried to stay in bed this morning so I could get all the things that went wrong in my dreams fixed.
posted 9 years ago
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I am only interested in listening to songs featuring steelpans today.
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I really wanna see some kind of battle against all the dads whose shirts claim they're #1 .
posted 9 years ago
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We can get way fatter than this.
posted 9 years ago
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Who's watchin this Iowa game today? And more importantly, who wants Kari and I to come hang?
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Got the heated floors and the air conditioning on at the same damn time.
posted 9 years ago
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I always like die antwoord tracks better after I see the video that goes with em. (p.s. check out the banana brain video)
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