Microblog

  • Just finished plumbing all the rough-ins and prepping our bathrooms for tile to start tomorrow. This house is almost a real boy! posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • T-25 minutes until I jump in the pool. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • Some little kid just biffed it in front us on the bike trail and Kari sincerely reacted, "OH SHIT, honey! Are you okayyyyy?" posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • Me: I need some Mac n Cheetos. Burger King dude: have you had em yet? Me: uh, no? BK dude: cause they're FRICKin amazing! posted 9 years ago - 5 comments

  • There's a Burger King across the street from my office with a Mac n Cheetos poster up... My mind is saying yes, but I think my body says no. posted 9 years ago - 11 comments

  • Got that brand new pretty boy swag hairdo t.co/HtDhqE33r4 posted 9 years ago - 5 comments

  • Bobby pins gross me out posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • This posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • Sittin on a couch in my house for the first time. Feels good, man. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • I GOT FLOORS posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • The bent/curved tortilla chips are the best tortilla chips in the bag. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • Sonos control from the iOS lock screen!? Ohhh yeah posted 9 years ago - 6 comments

  • "i fold my toast like a taco and put eggs n stuff in there" - my genius friend @CLINT posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • WE'RE GETTING FLOORS TOMORROW posted 9 years ago - 7 comments

  • Apparently once you file a claim for stolen packages with UPS, they will never deliver to the affected address again without a signature. posted 9 years ago - 7 comments

  • Cabinet company stops out to replace poorly stained doors. Brings even shittier stained doors. This industry wastes so much time on bullshit posted 9 years ago - 11 comments

  • My GTI kinda feels like a toy now. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • The lights in my house are all pink right now. This makes me happy. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • Ugh. We've apparently got package thieves in our new hood. What's everyone's favorite video doorbell? posted 9 years ago - 19 comments

  • Slammin a US dewsk. Admiring all of the incredibly pleasant, patient folks at DTW customs. *fart noise thumbs down* posted 9 years ago - reply