Find my iPhone success story. Left the ballpark. Checked lost and found. Used the find my iPhone app. Bam. t.co/DrpuFFT7TT
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This ball game just went from 0-0 to 10-0 in the bottom of the 6th. wut.
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This old woman in front of me at Menards came to the hardware store to buy a bunch of giant butterfingers and some Orville Redenbacher, lol.
posted 9 years ago
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This old woman in front of me at Menards came to the hardware store to but a bunch of giant butterfingers and some Orville Redenbacher, lol.
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Who wants to ride bikes to the Iowa Cubs game today?
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Our new back yard is amazing. This place is gonna be so good when I'm done with it.
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"Well, that fuckin black chain link fence looks likes shit!" - a fun woman yells to our neighbor about our new fence.
posted 9 years ago
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Dear new neighbors... Yes, my father-in-law and I are working on electrical stuff today. No, we did not cause this power outage.
posted 9 years ago
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Light switch makers all use the same form factors for interchangeability but then use differing shades of white to make people like me crazy
posted 9 years ago
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"Hey, we were just loading up the truck to come install your countertops and realized, we don't even have your countertops, lol. oops!"
posted 9 years ago
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How far over the speed limit can you go before a speed trap camera gives you a ticket? Asking for a friend who just sped past one on i235.
posted 9 years ago
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Pretty sure I'm the only plebe that mows his own lawn in my new neighborhood.
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Here's how I use snapchat now: open app, see if Riff Raff has posted anything, close app.
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Dentist: you should floss every day.
Me: how bout I just keep paying you to floss me every 6 months.
Dentist: AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH. ok.
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