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Plans: Sleep all night. Get in the hot tub. Shower. Slam a dewsk. Go to work. posted 9 years ago - 4 comments
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Night 2 away from home this week. Insomnia. Feel like I should be at home working on our house. posted 9 years ago - 5 comments
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@simple neither without a better interest rate! posted 9 years ago - 6 comments
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Yesterday in Iowa: 82 degrees. Currently in Chicago: snow. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment
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Am I allowed to take off my shirt on an airplane? /cc @united posted 9 years ago - 8 comments
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I think Kari got bleach on my t-shirt posted 9 years ago - 3 comments
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Chicago bound. No construction for a week. posted 9 years ago - 12 comments
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Ralph charges 3x the price of UberX posted 9 years ago - 2 comments
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Ralph smells fire. posted 9 years ago - reply
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Ralph used to go to work drunk posted 9 years ago - 3 comments
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Called a cab and now I'm basically riding in a worse uberx with Ralph. 90s Oldsmobile. No meter. Life stories. posted 9 years ago - 6 comments
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Kari and I each took ubers to the suburbs last night. Now we're home with no cars and no ubers. We are good adults. t.co/HK9f5vrQdt posted 9 years ago - 1 comment
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@dandellecese you are not alone posted 9 years ago - 2 comments
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Air scratching posted 9 years ago - reply
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That burger gon' go ham posted 9 years ago - reply
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Thanks for fixing wolves, @kanyewest posted 9 years ago - reply
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"This is not the way I like my mornings to be," Kari says as I wake up before she's left for work posted 9 years ago - 1 comment
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@ThriftedWisdom I wanna feel isolated, but I gotta show off these guns. posted 9 years ago - reply
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@harper Isn't that your front yard? posted 9 years ago - 1 comment
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@ejacqui just in it for the snaps posted 9 years ago - reply