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• There's something super calming about stripping and dressing wires. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

• If you do 1 thing today, it should be to queue up and crank the INXS - Kick album on your Spotifys, Apple musics or cassette players. posted 9 years ago - reply

• I hate it when I hit myself with a hammer posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• @kunalbhat can you imagine eating pizza with Beyoncé? posted 9 years ago - reply

• There's a conference in Chicago called THOT Con... posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

• Appliances: ordered. 💸💸💸💸💸 posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

• Countertops: ordered. 💸💸💸 posted 9 years ago - 4 comments

• This new Kanye album is good. Dammit. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

• Speed limits should be void when there are no other cars on the road. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• Naughty by Nature straight got OPP outta the way on the first song and then just went into a killer hip hop show. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• Should I go see Naughty by Nature perform tonight? It kinda seems like I should... posted 9 years ago - 5 comments

• I love when people unmute themselves just to lol in video conferences posted 9 years ago - reply

• Computers are the worst. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• I wish today was Presidents' Day part II. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

• And now for my nightly cut-all-the-splinters-out-of-my-hands ritual posted 9 years ago - reply

• One time, I hugged a President. Happy Presidents' Day, y'all! posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• Things I didn't consider when signing up for 2 mortgages: having 2 driveways to shovel. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• This morning, I met an awesome landscaper... This afternoon, I dropped his business card in the urinal and had to take a photo of it posted 9 years ago - reply

• "I want a cooler looking tea spoon" - Kari. wtf. posted 9 years ago - reply

• "Let's play that nasty card game!" ... and we're playing cards against humanity with Kari's parents posted 9 years ago - 2 comments