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If your wife suggests splitting up in the grocery store, you should always say no.
posted 10 years ago
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I wanna name our next dog Sergeant Slaughter... What kinda dog should it be?
posted 10 years ago
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Last night I learned that sour beers surprisingly go really well with cigars.
posted 10 years ago
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Uber is the most beautiful thing that's happened to this public transportation wasteland of Des Moines, Iowa.
posted 10 years ago
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This big ol team of mine could use some really big rings
posted 10 years ago
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These tight-assed Nudie jeans were NOT made for bikin.
posted 10 years ago
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"I like your shir- oh jiminy! Cover up the top! Where'd you get that? You get it for a dollar? From someone who hates you?" - Walgreens lady
posted 10 years ago
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As weird as this sounds, Google Keep coming to iOS may have just pushed me over the edge to buy the iPhone 6S over the Nexus 5X.
posted 10 years ago
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Garth Brooks is a real asshole in the morning.
posted 10 years ago
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Just installed a new faucet on my bathroom sink that doesn't ever shut the water off. 💧💸🙌
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Just made my first homemade Ethiopian dish. Next step: learn how to make injera.
posted 10 years ago
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Let's say someone wanted to buy a 1963 Chevy II Convertible... How would they go about finding that?
posted 10 years ago
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I cannot handle the phrase, "Mastered for iTunes"
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Just got some AIAIAI TMA-2 headphones in the mail to replace my busted TMA-1s. I have missed these things so much.
posted 10 years ago
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