Pounded a dewsk before 5am. I'm the most extreme dude in the airport.
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"I need a slice of pizza" "Do you think they have any pizza?" "Is there any pizza in there?" -@kbroox this morning... before 5am.
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T minus not very long and I will be en route to a lakeside cottage in Maine.
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My aunt just had her son rush a new pair of Mt Dew board shorts over to my house before I go on vacation tomorrow... #blessed
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I just learned that there's such a thing as a lawn fertilizer nerd. I just met one at Home Depot... bout to have the best lawn on the block!
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Wait... Apple's Beats 1 radio is censored? lol
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I've got the itch for 100 more tattoos... and a tattoo artist who is not booked into mid 2016. ðŸ˜
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A company who turned me down in college is now trying to hire me because of my "impressive background" ... Man, I'm glad they turned me down
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Remember on Friday, when our country decided to discriminate a bit less? That was awesome. We should keep deciding that.
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