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• @supremeniiam @modest WE ARE TRYING posted 10 years ago - 6 comments

• The consistency of TSA's practices make me feel exceptionally secure. Thanks for all that you do, TSA. #FartNoiseThumbsDown posted 10 years ago - reply

• Letting Fang take our menus away from us before we could order was a great choice... So full of amazing food. So sleepy. posted 10 years ago - reply

• Just barely found a dewski in the coca-cola wasteland that is ORD. *fistpump* posted 10 years ago - reply

• Nothing good happens before 6am posted 10 years ago - 3 comments

• I just wrote on a piece of paper, lol... I was terrible at it. posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• I just typed `git checkout master` in my browser. posted 10 years ago - 2 comments

• Welp, looks like I'll be hanging out in San Francisco Tuesday! posted 10 years ago - 4 comments

• "I wish stix was open" posted 10 years ago - 9 comments

• MESSENGER DOT COM. posted 10 years ago - reply

• Fryin bacon without a shirt on. #manstuff #OW #THISGREASEISHOT posted 10 years ago - 6 comments

• Thanks, Des Moines, for upping the barrier to becoming or remaining an Uber driver. You dick heads. t.uber.com/DSMCompliance posted 10 years ago - 2 comments

• There is no way this javascript will seem sane in the morning. posted 10 years ago - reply

• Well that was a hilarious Thursday evening. posted 10 years ago - 6 comments

• "broox commented in a few seconds" ... i love future internet forms. posted 10 years ago - reply

• 👍🏾 posted 10 years ago - reply

• Watching @kbroox in the middle of a serious emoji conundrum. posted 10 years ago - reply

• this is how i plan on tackling today t.co/ekhDy1Py30 posted 10 years ago - reply

• Whew. I was on quite a roll there... Think I better walk away from this computer now that I've reached peak eye-twitch mode. posted 10 years ago - reply

• Weezer, Run the Jewels, and Talib Kweli come to Des Moines while Kari and I go to Boston. Daaaang. posted 10 years ago - 14 comments