Dude shows up to fell a dying tree on my property. I walk out to greet him and he says, “Well look at you in your carhart! You workin out here today?”
… no.
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I wrote a blog about home automation while on a recent flight.
My wife is currently reading it while hysterically laughing and making big fun of me for being a nerd.
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Don’t forget to say chief after everything that Kansas City does in the Super Bowl today
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Casey’s cashier: what’s in your box, honey?
Me: potato ch-
Old woman behind me interrupts: lots of love. That’s what’s in my box.
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I am laying in bed and all I can smell is curry from supper earlier.
I hope that everyone else enjoyed my scent this evening.
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Darude just grabbed my buddy @BENovator’s GoPro and started filming mid set, lolol
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Good hockey is good. Live hockey always makes me wanna get back in the game.
Is 41 too old to start playing again? 41 feels too old to start playing again.
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You know those days where you’re simultaneously rushed and slowed down by everything around you from start to finish? Having one of those.
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We are not made to sit in hours of back to back video meetings
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I just looked up a coworker on our employee directory while in a meeting and accidentally changed their name to my yubikey OTP value.
Sorry, cccjgjgkhcbbirdrfdnlnghhfgrtnnlgedjlftrbdeut
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