Microblog

  • get fat, die young. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • The dude in line behind me at the sandwich shop keeps pronouncing turkey breast “turkey breest” and no one knows wtf he wants. posted 2 years ago - 1 comment

  • Riff Raff and Khalifa made a song about the tweet that I’ve had pinned for years. twitter.com/JODYHiGH...716034 posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Madison farmers market: many cheeses, breads, syrups, and a woman who dropped her pistol on the street and casually picked it up like it was a cell phone. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • @harper I was actually just thinking about asking you for your climate fiction reading list. Thank you for this. posted 2 years ago - 2 comments

  • I am at an old steak house that has escargot, frog legs, venison, rabbit and walleye on the menu. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • I think I’ve been to more states this year than I have in any other year. 13, so far. Welp, see ya later. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Madison, I’m coming. posted 2 years ago - 3 comments

  • @harper Beautiful photo posted 2 years ago - 1 comment

  • Greg Ginn always looks like he has bedhead. Also, seeing Black Flag is fun. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • The Ozark National forest is beautiful. I hate to say it, but Missouri and Arkansas both seem to have quite a bit more to offer than Iowa. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Just pulled up to a @kumandgo and they shut all the pumps off. Thanks, @Maverik! posted 2 years ago - 3 comments

  • Turned my 2-door Wrangler into a 1-person camper to do some off-roading and dispersed camping in the Ozark National Forest this weekend. Headin South! posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Sometimes you get the opportunity to meet an incredible local family and watch them grow. You may not be close, but you see them at the good events and recognize that they’re beautiful people. posted 2 years ago - 2 comments

  • holy SHIT, I damn near broke even on my tax return this year!!! 🙌🙏🍆 posted 2 years ago - reply

  • WHY IS IT SNOWING posted 2 years ago - 5 comments

  • Remember when Elon Musk said that Tesla was gonna build that pinewood derby ass lookin truck with the bulletproof windows? posted 2 years ago - 2 comments

  • In high school, one of my buddies showed up to school with super dirty knees, and for a while, everyone called him, “dirty knees.” I think about this often. posted 2 years ago - 1 comment

  • Watering the new sod on my lawn after spending over $30k on foundation repair and concrete and wondering where tf I went wrong in life. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • I am very excited to get outta town and do some camping this weekend. posted 2 years ago - reply