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• pull up in that foreign, then I hop out. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• What do you think people spent all their money on before electronics? posted 11 years ago - 11 comments

• Just vacuumed up a critical part of my wife's $7,000 bionic leg... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu posted 11 years ago - 8 comments

• Currently making mushroom stuffed mushrooms... MUSHROOM STUFFED MUSHROOMS. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• Thanksgiving homebrew session supplies attained! Can't wait for the weekend. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• Ugh. Gross. posted 11 years ago - reply

• I got to use a protractor tonight. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• Things that are delicious and carefree: Yoga pant material, nail polish, and this popcorn. Thanks, @boomchickapop twitter.com/broox/st...hoto/1 posted 11 years ago - reply

• Too soon, Monday. Too soon. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• First night of Broomball canceled because of warm weather. :( ... Man, I was so looking forward to running around tonight. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• Where do people dance to good music in Des Moines these days? posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• Favorite features of Android 5.0: lock screen notifications (finally), and auto PIN disabling when connected to my car or watch. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• Where's the damn :sob: emoji on android? posted 11 years ago - 5 comments

• Trying to convince my wife to get my name tattooed around her tramp stamp. I think she might be feeling it a lil bit. posted 11 years ago - 6 comments

• This weekend can not start soon enough. posted 11 years ago - reply

• I am almost middle aged... at least according to @cld276 posted 11 years ago - 10 comments

• Did you know that people who get migraines are called migraineurs? #tmyk posted 11 years ago - reply

• Just took my first emergency @uber in Des Moines. So glad to have this service available now. posted 11 years ago - 6 comments

• ANDROID 5.0'D posted 11 years ago - 6 comments

• Software engineer by day. Framing carpenter by night. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment