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• I wish @SlackHQ and @sqwiggle would hook up and get married. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• I wish @CornellCollege sold purple basketball jerseys. posted 11 years ago - 6 comments

• chock full of bibimbap posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• When do we get to start talking about TDILFs? posted 11 years ago - 8 comments

• I've been trying to make it a point to not look at computers after work for a few nights. It feels really good. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• Prepping for tomorrow's bibimbap feast. Step 1: bulgogi. www.flickr.com/photo...81118/ posted 11 years ago - reply

• muscle relaaaaaxerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs posted 11 years ago - reply

• Sitting next to @kbroox and she says, "you smell ... manly" "I don't know what that means" "it's like ... dirt" posted 11 years ago - reply

• After touring about 1 billion houses this summer, I have unexpectedly gotten super into mid century modern architecture. posted 11 years ago - 5 comments

• Just sneezed and tore something in my neck. Again... Starting to think that I might actually be getting old or something. Ew. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Current status. www.flickr.com/photo...55290/ posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• Last night, after a couple cocktails I agreed to go to a Tiffany concert at a gay club... Tonight, I'm going to a Tiffany show at a gay club posted 11 years ago - reply

• My grandpa dropped off this treasure chest from my childhood... Bout to dive in. www.flickr.com/photo...85227/ posted 11 years ago - reply

• Can someone help me find this party? www.youtube.com/watc...l_pCko posted 11 years ago - reply

• Tonight, four people asked me if my android watch was an iWatch... fuckin nerds, man. fuckin nerds. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• Girls who nonchalantly flip their long hair on you are dicks. Gross dicks. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• There is one weekend a year that you can get real Ethiopian food in Des Moines... and I am taking advantage of it. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• These new iPhones are hilariously buggy. posted 11 years ago - 5 comments

• Anyone know who [email protected] is? Cause that's what my wife's new iPhone is asking her to sign in with. www.flickr.com/photo...87117/ posted 11 years ago - 6 comments

• Kari's iPhone 6 just showed up while she's still at work... It is absolutely killing me to not open this thing. posted 11 years ago - reply