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  • Gradually writing "fun" in the comments field of awesome MP3s over the years has paid off huge... Best Friday playlist ever. posted 11 years ago - reply

  • I love when ATMs spit out warm money. Feels so fresh. And tasty. posted 11 years ago - 4 comments

  • Why did I just look at twitter? ... back to work. posted 11 years ago - reply

  • Remembering your bike lock but forgetting your keys... A+ Great job, Derek. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

  • Man this internet is hard to use right now... posted 11 years ago - reply

  • For the amount of money Philips charges for hue bulbs, you'd sure think they could afford to spend some cash on improving their app UX. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

  • Straight up just found a tube of chap stick in my underwear while getting ready for bed... whut. posted 11 years ago - reply

  • Building things I've built a dozen times before... but this time, with MORE FLAIR posted 11 years ago - reply

  • Man. Bummer about Robin Williams. I loved so much of his work growing up. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

  • I am going to be in Des Moines for 3 weeks IN A ROW. *fist pump* posted 11 years ago - reply

  • Who at Flickr decided that when an API upload fails, it should return 200 OK? ... with an XML error message. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

  • "This is just great tuggin weather!" posted 11 years ago - reply

  • Watching an amazing display of fireworks get shot off of a barge in the middle of the Mississippi river. Tug Fest. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

  • "There was a dead squirrel behind my refrigerator! I didn't put it there!" - overheard at home. Yes. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

  • EXIT 1 posted 11 years ago - reply

  • Taking steroids through my eyeballs!!! I hope they get huge and ripped and look like the @MishkaNYC keep watch logo. posted 11 years ago - reply

  • "I'm surprised you're not complaining more than you are. This is prrretty bad." - awesome things to hear from doctors posted 11 years ago - reply

  • Tomorrow I'm heading to my hometown to attend Tug Fest, a festival of TUG-OF-WARS ACROSS THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER, for the first time in 10yrs. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

  • option + mouse drag in sublime text. d3819ii77zvwic.cloud...Iz.gif posted 11 years ago - reply

  • Lollapalooza 2014 derek.broox.com/loll...-2014/ posted 11 years ago - 3 comments