Microblog

• Just found some random animal organs in my back yard. I think it's either kidneys or lungs... Either way, I blame Chris Gaines. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• Yuccas are real assholes. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• I WANT A SLICE OF PIZZA posted 11 years ago - reply

• Just woke up from a map (wtf)... Now, trying to figure out what to do with myself. What's going on this evening? posted 11 years ago - 4 comments

• State troopers. Mall security guards for our highways. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Supporting the ARL by donating a bit of money... and riding my bike around to Iowa bars. posted 11 years ago - reply

• I just hung out with Dan Ratner in Iowa! posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• Yo @clint, I've got the actual moon on my wrist. www.flickr.com/photo...44741/ posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• Why's everyone always raggin on my black socks? posted 11 years ago - 4 comments

• Can we get some Z-Wave LED dimmers already? Come on! posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• My dog is trending on Facebook. www.flickr.com/photo...45526/ posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• I LOVE TURNING ZUCCHINIS INTO NOODLES posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• Walking around Des Moines and suddenly noticing how many people tuck in their shirts... What a weird thing. Tucked in shirts. posted 11 years ago - 6 comments

• Why does this exist? www.amazon.com/gp/aw...92KQ4/ posted 11 years ago - 17 comments

• Got a fitness tracker? Join me on Matchup! matchup.io/players/sign_up posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• Seriously craving a citra hopped ale, thanks to this citrus scent the carpet cleaners used in my house today. posted 11 years ago - reply

• I love when runners have that look on their face like they're having the absolute worst time of their lives. posted 11 years ago - 4 comments

• The social internet is too noisy. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• This new @ridedart website is a huge step in the right direction. posted 11 years ago - reply

• I'm apparently a gross person... I keep hearing this carpet cleaning company say things in disbelief like "Wow!" "Boy, you weren't kidding!" posted 11 years ago - 1 comment