Microblog

• How are baseball umpires still relevant? Their entire job is already solved by technology. posted 11 years ago - 5 comments

• Any of you Des Moines folks know of a local company that sells acrylic plastic rods/tubing? I need to make something awesome. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• Crackin my knuckles and diving back into iOS dev this morning... posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• This did not work. These are terrible. flic.kr/p/o7oLEP posted 11 years ago - 9 comments

• Nothing makes me feel secure like @keepersecurity's brushed steel background, padlock logo, and bright green "encryption: ON" text. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Eat cold pizza for breakfast. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• "Don't tweet that. People probably think I'm heinous. And I'm not. You just do really weird things!" - @kbroox posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• "What's wrong with you? Why are you the way you are?" - @kbroox posted 11 years ago - reply

• My neighbors introduce me to their screaming kids. I introduce them to the new Die Antwoord. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• That was a good ass soccer game. posted 11 years ago - reply

• I am super jealous of birds. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• Sucking on a Dominican cigar, Sipping on a Makers and Ginger, and grilling a filet. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• It's the first day of summer. Make sure you fellas ready to hit the beach! www.inderwear.com/73...r.html posted 11 years ago - 8 comments

• Just finished up a super nice ride with that @kbroox. It's good to have her back on the saddle and enjoying herself. Beer time. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Bike MS. Cruise the Cornfields. flic.kr/p/o1TPaQ posted 11 years ago - reply

• Nailed it flic.kr/p/o1CzrC posted 11 years ago - reply

• Why are soccer players so bitchy? posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• "You look like an old man with your short shorts, black socks, and white legs all sprawled out." - @kbroox posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• It absolutely blows my mind that my mom has figured out how to pocket dial me from an iPhone. posted 11 years ago - 4 comments

• Transitioning from Riff Raff's Neon Icon album to Die Antwoord's Donker Mag album. I love terrible music. posted 11 years ago - reply