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Is it illegal to set up trip lines to stop little suburban shits from running through your landscaping? Asking for a friend...
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In talking about celebrity musicians, I just told everyone that Danny Glover was a rapper called Childish Gambino... I am terrible at celebs
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now I want to be your dog.
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ok, I need an old sock, scissors, masking tape, gorilla glue, a toothpick , a damp paper towel, helping hands, and www.flickr.com/photo...03733/
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Snapchat has trained me to long press all sorts of things that don't need long presses.
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"Don’t have a My Account? Register for one today!" ... Nailed it, @HomeDepot .
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Great weather, yard work, grilling, cigars. It's good to be home.
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That moment your jet slams on it's brakes mid takeoff and loops around to try again...
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Kinda hoping this train ramps into O'Hare and drops me off on the tarmac to board my plane.
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Good morning, Chicago. You smell like a butthole.
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Tiredest dude east of the Mississippi. Excited to go home tomorrow and rest for a few days.
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Just accidentally hailed us a limo for dinner, lol. Welp!
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Also, what's going on in Chicago this evening?
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No! Kari and I just got our first speeding ticket in the mail! Stupid future police.
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