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• @tolar i cannot wait to have you here! posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• Refactoring code and drinking tequila... There is no way this can end poorly. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• Welp. Forgot my glasses... Looks like I'll be pulling a @wxwill and wearing my prescription sunnys around the office all day. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Just tried to buy some hilarious new swim trunks and then found out they only come in toddler sizes... What a terrible start to a Friday. posted 11 years ago - 6 comments

• @joshhafner i just call everything over there: West Des Wauclivendale. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• Dear @MediacomSupport, wtf. posted 11 years ago - reply

• I love slammin ice cold skim milks. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• @ozbe @amazon I have so man of those moments. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Just finished a brutal core workout of shoveling the heaviest #blizzard #snow in the universe, bros. #weather #muscles #backs #douchetime posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• I could really go for a DQ Blizzard right about now. posted 11 years ago - 11 comments

• @CLINT I would love to trade you days today. Happy birthday, broseph! posted 11 years ago - reply

• Thinking about building an MP3 player that requires all tracks to be rewound after listening... posted 11 years ago - 6 comments

• So, I bought a finger surfboard www.flickr.com/short...STSSPH posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• From my car to a dealership shuttle to a bus to a long walk home... I did not plan my transportation very well today. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Navigating Xcode is awful. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Just got word that five foot long Cuban link gold chain has been shipped to me. Yes. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• Every restaurant trying to make lettuce wrapped sandwiches needs to study the @jimmyjohns unwich. posted 11 years ago - reply

• @lucky33 @NicoleK we doin anything to celebrate that bday this week??? posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• Remote paired programming over Google hangouts is fun, but it'd be even better if running hangouts and xcode together didn't destroy CPUs. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• Hey internet, wanna talk about the weather? posted 11 years ago - 3 comments