I keep thinking people are going to stop saying that I look like Bam Margera, but nope! Still gettin it from complete strangers.
posted 12 years ago
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"Sent from your sister's room" - the signature of an email I just got.
posted 12 years ago
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Whenever I become sore or get blisters from yard work, I just want to punch my soft, suburban, desk job having self right in the face.
posted 12 years ago
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Just got done reseeding the humongous dead spot in my front lawn. This stupid shit better grow some shit this time. SHIT.
posted 12 years ago
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I will not take anymore freelance gigs. I will not take anymore freelance gigs. I will not take anymore freelance gigs. I will not take any
posted 12 years ago
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Eating a pizza! A tomato, bell pepper, green bean, garden pizza.
posted 12 years ago
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If you listen to The Aquabats, you're probably gonna have a good time.
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Chiggers form a hole in your skin and inject digestive enzymes that break down the skin cells so they can chew up your inner skin.
posted 12 years ago
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In retrospect, walking around the woods in flip flops all weekend was maybe a bad idea.
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