Microblog

• Just learned that you can see my eyeballs through my Oakley lenses... posted 12 years ago - 3 comments

• Anyone else find it hilarious that the Chicago Blackhawk's logo is smirking? ...least intimidating logo ever. posted 12 years ago - 2 comments

• Shopping is less fun these days... Let's have some beer. posted 12 years ago - reply

• "Sorry, we don't have a restroom" - lyin ass, Chicago shops posted 12 years ago - reply

• Shopping around Wicker Park after a great brunch with @BenHuh, @sneakstar, and @marlyho posted 12 years ago - reply

• These new green line cars are fancy. posted 12 years ago - reply

• Hurry up with my damn croissants. posted 12 years ago - 3 comments

• Can someone get me some damn croissants? posted 12 years ago - 1 comment

• Just carried a woman's luggage down the stairs... the homeless woman I used to watch drink on stoops, taunt cops, and get arrested. Weird. posted 12 years ago - reply

• Just got to hang out with my old buddy Zach for the first time in forever! I've missed that dude. posted 12 years ago - reply

• think about your dad www.flickr.com/photo...13057/ posted 12 years ago - reply

• "Your train is experiencing an equipment problem." - things that never happened while I lived here. posted 12 years ago - 5 comments

• Watch @benhuh deal with it vine.co/v/blYD1bFUmgx posted 12 years ago - reply

• I am a total morning person today. It's awesome. Good morning, Chicagoooooooo. posted 12 years ago - 6 comments

• Guess it's time to update the twitter client code on my site... while having some some minor breaking API change flashbacks. *cough*twitch* posted 12 years ago - reply

• bubblebubblebubble butt posted 12 years ago - 5 comments

• @lancebenz @djdiverse make sure to watch that bubble butt music video. at work. posted 12 years ago - reply

• I just mapped my history with the Foursquare Time Machine. Check out my infographic! foursquare.com/timem...Eu8%3D posted 12 years ago - 3 comments

• Boosh. Good hockey is good. And did Shaw just drop the F bomb in that interview? posted 12 years ago - 2 comments

• Johnny'll do ya posted 12 years ago - 1 comment