Id like to invent a system in my baseboards where a small jet stream would push pet hair across my floor into a receptacle on the other side
posted 12 years ago
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@bs how are they? I am so antsy for my kit to arrive...
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This whole, up before 8am thing that I've been doing lately is totally unnecessary.
posted 12 years ago
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Dammit, I did not mean to tweet that... Still trying to figure out this Internet thing.
posted 12 years ago
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Everyone that's looked at my truck has been blown away by how pristine it is... and that feels good. I take care of my cars.
posted 12 years ago
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After the first listen, that new Knife album might be the most annoying albums I've ever heard. Such a bummer.
posted 12 years ago
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Me: Online bill pay is timing out. Wells Fargo: OK, let's troubleshoot... are you using Internet Explorer on a PC? Me: goodbye.
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Just switched to GEICO and saved 3.2 assloads of money.
posted 12 years ago
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Apparently when selling on craigslist, "I'll go to the bank, get the money and will be right back" really means "fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
posted 12 years ago
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Putting in some calming music and attempting to finish these taxes. This is the worst.
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