Hey @simplify, when will your mobile app let us snap pics of big ol stacks of cash to have them direct deposited?
posted 12 years ago
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Aside from the 180 seat-back screens streaming live basketball, "all electronic devices must now be turned off for takeoff." Seriously, wtf.
posted 12 years ago
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Everyone having the same profile pic on Facebook is even more confusing than everyone having pet/baby face profile pics. *closes Facebook*
posted 12 years ago
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Definitely lowering the ol standing desk down to sitting level for the day
posted 12 years ago
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OH: He'll take sugar free. He's tryin to save his foot.
posted 12 years ago
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"That was a white man... Wearing all Mexican clothes!" - some stranger. About me. Thanks, alcalas.
posted 12 years ago
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Really wish my fitbit was waterproof... The amount of steps I've missed out on today while running around these pool parties today is dumb.
posted 12 years ago
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Drinkin water and shuttin off super stupid early wakeup phone alarms for my passed out buddies. Blown away by how early they usually wake up
posted 12 years ago
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Almost just missed my flight because I was buried in code and completely oblivious to the world around me... *Last call for all passengers*
posted 12 years ago
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