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• Can't. stop. watching. collegegymnasticswithmybuddyCraig. posted 12 years ago - reply

• White people dressed in slutty green everything teaching me how to dougie at 3 pm... We Americans are real assholes on Saint Patrick's day. posted 12 years ago - reply

• "If I wanted your opinion, I'd pull it out of your mom's lip!" ...what? posted 12 years ago - reply

• TRAP MUSACK posted 12 years ago - reply

• What's everyone doing for fake St. Patrick's Day? posted 12 years ago - 3 comments

• Tonight, or sushi chef asked if my wife was part Asian because she doesn't have "brown or golden white girl hair." posted 12 years ago - 2 comments

• Taking a break to cruise around and get dinner with @kbroox. It's killing me to not be driving or working on my car nonstop right now... posted 12 years ago - 3 comments

• @PilonMitchell the internet is a better place now that you have a smart phone. posted 12 years ago - 2 comments

• Garth Brooks just busted into the house, ran up to my office and spit out some sort of recently born animal. wtf! posted 12 years ago - 5 comments

• @dylanr who's been ill-advised more often than not. posted 12 years ago - 2 comments

• Why are there so many overconfident, inaccurate, and ultimately incompetent doctors and chiropractors in practice? ...why do we accept this? posted 12 years ago - 3 comments

• iTunes just took me from chill electro music to Early Man... definitely keeping this on Early Man for a bit. posted 12 years ago - reply

• Alright... back to the grind. So much to do. posted 12 years ago - 1 comment

• @number61 the license plate frames were definitely part of that posted 12 years ago - 4 comments

• First order of business after buying a new car: remove all stickers/decals. posted 12 years ago - 7 comments

• Just bought a car! posted 12 years ago - 5 comments

• In the Cornell Report with @harper and @iandees www.flickr.com/photo...65966/ posted 12 years ago - 5 comments

• All my android photos have looked like they've had a shitty instagram filter on them because my white balance was set to fluorescent. dammit posted 12 years ago - 4 comments

• AUS > IAH > DSM... Always a connection when you live in Iowa. posted 12 years ago - 4 comments

• Running around and meeting people with @harper, @clint, @dylanr, @sneakstar, @benhuh, and friends over the last few days has been a blast. posted 12 years ago - reply