Microblog

  • First twins game. Beautiful field. Left my kanji death hat in the shitter. Dangit. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Is it a requirement to leave the balls on bulldogs? posted 3 years ago - 3 comments

  • Just had the best sushi experience that I've had since visiting Japan for my birthday 3 years ago. Omakase at Kado No Mise in Minneapolis is legit. Very, very legit. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • My first check in: derek.broox.com/on/8/5/1981 posted 3 years ago - 5 comments

  • Y’all really should be dna testing your pets... @WisdomPanel is WAY more fun and interesting than @23andMe, @ancestry, etc. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • @harper The other white meat posted 3 years ago - reply

  • 3 months of not working and I still have very little desire to get back to a traditional job in the tech industry. Free boi summer continues. posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • It’s kinda surreal to see old skaters like Mike Vallely and Brandon Novak just chillin around our lil Iowa city this weekend. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Just went to the dew tour in Des Moines. It was super fun to hear all of the young girls being all stoked to see Sky Brown rip around the park. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • An old man just did a triple juke around me in the men’s room. Sneaker squeaks and all. Great form. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • TGIM posted 3 years ago - 2 comments

  • My golf game has much room for improvement, hahah. Regardless, it’s still so much fun to be hanging outside and swingin clubs with good folks. I’m very glad that this game has re-entered my life. Now, if we could work on these lame-ass dress codes. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Just watched Friday for the first time. It was really, really dumb, lol. posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • Our dog now picks cucumbers out of our garden and brings them back to his dog bed to gnaw on… posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Plz tell me cryptocurrency is gonna die. posted 3 years ago - 4 comments

  • Durby’s baby bunny kill count is pretty impressive this evening. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • I just ordered an orange to go from a bar… first time I’ve ever done that. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • All I wanted was a Pepsi. posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • God, the golf bro ads that I’m getting now make me so mad, hahaha. #notthatkindofdouche posted 3 years ago - reply

  • @harper Why? posted 3 years ago - 3 comments