My friend @BENovator invited me to play golf at a private club this week. I looked up the dress code…
Not Permitted: Short shorts, cutoff shorts, cargo shorts, athletic wear, swimwear, and T-shirts.
Someone is gonna need to dress me. Plz help.
posted 3 years ago
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There are pros and cons of rarely getting together with one of your best buddies…
Pro: seeing your best buddy.
Con: the impending morning.
posted 3 years ago
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Free boi summer week 2: Hung with friends. Cleaned cars. Got Jeep naked. Hacked a bit… and thoughts of consulting have already crossed my mind. 😬
Must. Resist.
posted 3 years ago
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I picked a pretty dumb time to stop having income to invest.
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Today, I learned that if you pull up to a spot (e.g. physical therapy) in a bright/fun car and say that you don’t have a job… you’re really opening the floodgates for interrogation.
posted 3 years ago
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I am very allergic to our new dog. My eyes. They burn.
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I hope that you took advantage of the opportunity to tell a good mom joke today. Also, thanks to all the mommies for being moms and doing mommy things.
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Free boi summer week 1: got over covid + tuned up lawnmower and camper + new dog hangs + yardwork + camping + barely touched a computer + way more active. felt awesome.
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