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  • I am a bush trimming MACHINE. posted 13 years ago - reply

  • Why is every bar and restaurant in Des Moines ice cold this weekend? Srsly. posted 13 years ago - 5 comments

  • Big city living has made me soft. posted 13 years ago - 6 comments

  • What's going on tonight, Des Moines? I wanna hang out. posted 13 years ago - reply

  • My truck goes fast. I love going fast. posted 13 years ago - 1 comment

  • How can a whole team of engineers be so bad at remote conference technology? Wow. posted 13 years ago - 5 comments

  • Sleeping in my own bed for the first time in nearly 2 months. posted 13 years ago - reply

  • Holy shit, buzzard billy's is back. posted 13 years ago - 6 comments

  • This bus driver is just rolling through the entire state with his brights on. Deal with it. posted 13 years ago - reply

  • 200 days til election... Celebrating by heading back to Iowa to not talk about politics. Not one bit. posted 13 years ago - 10 comments

  • I suppose I should pack... posted 13 years ago - reply

  • The next 25 days: Des Moines, Chicago, Washington DC, Chicago, Arizona, Chicago, Des Moines... Chicago. posted 13 years ago - 9 comments

  • Finally introducing Kari's dad to Bangers and Lace! Amazing beers. Tasty food. posted 13 years ago - 3 comments

  • @coopertris but grown ups are rock stars too! posted 13 years ago - reply

  • It's funny how having tattoos changes small talk. My cashier at Walgreens just told me that she's getting a tramp stamp Saturday... Cool. posted 13 years ago - 3 comments

  • Man, I love having short hair again... Except for that whole actually having to look in the mirror and use hair product in the mornings bit. posted 13 years ago - 1 comment

  • Hi-res touchscreens, fancy cameras, GPSs, accelerometers... The next logical mobile phone hardware update is obviously: infrared thermometer posted 13 years ago - 2 comments

  • These mini thermometers I started putting in places I hang out were the best idea ever. Whenever the temp feels weird, instant verification. posted 13 years ago - 1 comment

  • This seems like a terrible time for a post office "equipment failure" ...also, every part of trying to file Illinois state taxes sucks. posted 13 years ago - reply

  • Dear Chicago pedway system, how bout some ventilation? Eh? posted 13 years ago - 3 comments