Microblog

  • I’ve managed to avoid the Walmart in my neighborhood since buying our house 5 years ago... this week, I finally had to go. Twice. posted 4 years ago - 5 comments

  • My favorite lesson of 2020: every one and every thing is important.. and expendable. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I just pulled a stuck Amazon van out of the snow with my Jeep. Felt good, man. posted 4 years ago - 3 comments

  • I’m super bummed to not be having a NYE party tonight posted 4 years ago - reply

  • my 2020 goals were to learn how to relax, tinker on smaller car/tech/house projects, and lose some fat... thanks, covid, for making my dreams come true. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Yo, what DJs are streaming NYE sets tomorrow? and how do we donate to them? posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Do we wear the same outfits that we wore for NYE last year and pretend like 2020 never happened? Or would that be a curse? posted 4 years ago - 9 comments

  • “Men’s jewelry essentials” by Tiffany. t.co/94EYTKNVBD posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • My regional grocery store used to have their own knock-off Mountain Dew that was called Hee-Haw. They’ve apparently rebranded, and what the fuck is this shit? Bring back the Hee-Haw. t.co/hLzH6bXBK5 posted 4 years ago - 13 comments

  • After trading a car in, it’s not a good idea to look it up to see what the dealership is reselling it for. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • I can’t stop window shopping for tiny overland camper trailers for the Jeep. posted 4 years ago - 4 comments

  • It’s a good idea to get a quick yoga sesh in before spending a couple hours crawling around the attic. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I’m 39 years old and my wife gave my a 1334 piece lego vw camper van for Christmas. I sat down and spent hours putting this thing together today and it was AWESOME. t.co/WAcTwIOgeq posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • Christmas with Kari Brooks is the best. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • I’m drinking a sugar free red bull vodka and pretending like I’m in a club. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • The exodus from Facebook to Parler is like leaving suburbia for a trailer park. I love it. posted 4 years ago - 7 comments

  • It’s Christmas break! posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • RIP Garth Brooks. derek.broox.com/rip-...rooks/ posted 5 years ago - 13 comments

  • Today was awful posted 5 years ago - 4 comments

  • I talked to some humans in real life today. Not on a camera. And not my wife. posted 5 years ago - 2 comments