Microblog

  • I am truly ashamed of every single one of you still on this Trump train. You are an embarrassment. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • How do you think it’s going on Parler today? posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • My new hobby is throwing snowballs at squirrels that sneak onto my bird feeder. This pandemic is really doing wonders for my crotchety old man status. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Tomorrow is gonna be fun posted 5 years ago - 4 comments

  • @harper Brooks posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Hey @Sonos, it seems like your products are getting laggier, and I don’t like that. You should consider making them faster. posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • She said she wanted twenty twos.. and I’m a sucker. t.co/jIl6VZEOfT posted 5 years ago - 6 comments

  • My work password expired over break. SAD TROMBONE DOT WAV OH MAN posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Back to work! posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Here's how last year went for me: derek.broox.com/2020...-life/ posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I’ve managed to avoid the Walmart in my neighborhood since buying our house 5 years ago... this week, I finally had to go. Twice. posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • My favorite lesson of 2020: every one and every thing is important.. and expendable. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I just pulled a stuck Amazon van out of the snow with my Jeep. Felt good, man. posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • I’m super bummed to not be having a NYE party tonight posted 5 years ago - reply

  • my 2020 goals were to learn how to relax, tinker on smaller car/tech/house projects, and lose some fat... thanks, covid, for making my dreams come true. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Yo, what DJs are streaming NYE sets tomorrow? and how do we donate to them? posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Do we wear the same outfits that we wore for NYE last year and pretend like 2020 never happened? Or would that be a curse? posted 5 years ago - 9 comments

  • “Men’s jewelry essentials” by Tiffany. t.co/94EYTKNVBD posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • My regional grocery store used to have their own knock-off Mountain Dew that was called Hee-Haw. They’ve apparently rebranded, and what the fuck is this shit? Bring back the Hee-Haw. t.co/hLzH6bXBK5 posted 5 years ago - 13 comments

  • After trading a car in, it’s not a good idea to look it up to see what the dealership is reselling it for. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment